Why chocolate is better than sex...

[Perry Mason]

Kurt's thread about hockey reminded me of this...

11 reasons why chocolate is better than sex...

1. Good chocolate is easy to find
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
3. You can safely have chocolate even while driving
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want to
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother
6. You can have chocolate on top of your desk at work without upsetting your co-workers
7. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
8. With chocolate, there is no need to fake it
9. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
10. You can have chocolate at any time of the month
11. You can have as many kinds of chocolates as you can handle.

Perry

 

[alan9080]

With or without peanuts?

 

[Perry Mason]

This is old!!!!!!

I'd forgotten all about it... and judging from the number of views and replies, perhaps better left forgotten!

Perry

 

[blopar]

When I saw the title, I was wondering whether my wife had joined Terb.

 

[goodtime]

As starter, Lindt, Ferro Rocher, Truffles, Coffee crispy...

A friend of mine is very picky, refuse to eat chocolate with less than 70% purity.

Got a raise out of
http://www.haagen-dazs.com/segicd.do?productId=232
&
Breyer's Coffee Crispy bits
the other day. Too bad they don't come in litre size.