Why Did She Leave?

[Rockslinger]

Hi guys. Have you ever been dumped by a girlfriend and/or wife? What was the reason why she left?

a) You couldn't satisfy her emotionally.
b) You couldn't satisfy her financially.
c) You are not big enough "down there".
d) You are inconsiderate and insensitive.
e) She outgrew you intellectually (i.e. you are stupid).
f) Your friend is better looking and has a nicer car.
g) Other.
h) All of the above.

 

[Carmelita Banks]

He couldn't keep his snake in it's cage...wanted it roaming in everyone's pasture..

 

[Edifice]

The grass is always greener on the the other side.

 

[Dancerfan]

Hi guys. Have you ever been dumped by a girlfriend and/or wife? What was the reason why she left?

a) You couldn't satisfy her emotionally.
b) You couldn't satisfy her financially.
c) You are not big enough "down there".
d) You are inconsiderate and insensitive.
e) She outgrew you intellectually (i.e. you are stupid).
f) Your friend is better looking and has a nicer car.
g) Other.
h) All of the above.

And add to that shes still in love with an "ex'!

 

[mandrill]

My dick is so massively, massively, massively, massively, massively huge that my darling wife couldn't take it anymore and she left me. In fact, after my continual pounding at her 19 or 20 times a nite, she couldn't deal with dicks anymore whatsoever and she became a lesbian.

So that makes me "g) Other". I guess. I still cry about it. A lot in fact. I cry every nite. Tears run right down my cheeks. But what can I do??? I'm just a horny guy with a big dick.

 

[C Dick]

No woman is as simple as that, there are always about a dozen reasons, none of which really make sense if you examine then. You just have to move on.

 

[frankcastle]

how about

i) she's a lesbian
j) grew apart
k) she no longer finds you attractive (lost your hair and found a beer gut)
l) she realized she couldn't change you
m) you turned out to be all talk and no action (grand plans but no follow through)
n) you are a failure
o) different goals

 

[frankcastle]

p) you are not the guy you pretended to be
q) you got possesive/domineering
r) you have no spine and she wants a real man
s) you are useless around the house
t) you are not romantic

Basically there are a million reasons for getting dumped and that same reason might get you a different girl.... e.g. oagre lost a wife because of his big dick but will probably find a girl that does like his big dick.

 

[MarkII]

She left because you were so freakin paranoid you made a poll.

Get some prozac and calm down.

 

[Svend]

I wouldn't mind so much if it's for any of those reasons, the worst is when you didn't see it coming and she didn't offer an explanation either.
You just have to somehow move on.

 

[Edifice]

What about simply It's not you, it's me ?