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Why I will never ask to give a facial again

blaze69

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The other day I was talking to my gf after I had pleasured her quite well, and she asked me if there was anything special I wanted from her. I, and I usually don't ask these type of things from civilian women, asked if she would get on all fours and let me give her a facial. I was shocked when she said yes, and even more shocked when she told me that others have asked and she had refused.

So, I get started slowly, and even with her looking so hot with her ass up in the air, I took quite sometime getting there. She helped me along a bit with some dirty talk and some licks, the best part was when she lubed her hand with spit and I fucked it a little while she slicked the tip. The debacle happened after I did finish and it was all good with her but she kept going with her hand and she opened her eyes. Bad idea as another smaller load was not unloaded and happened to unload right in her EYES! She freaked out from the searing pain (as I was told) and jumped up, all the while my penis was still gripped in her hand. Needless to say that we both were pretty fucked up, mine worse that hers it turned out, and she left and hasn't taken my calls/texts all weekend.

I love the woman for trying but shit, a little common sense would dictate not to open eyes when so close to the nozzle. My fault I guess, but I really didn't know anything was left, let alone anything would project like it did. So that is the story behind why I will never ask to give a facial again.

Fin.
 

Ceiling Cat

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Another casualty of friendly fire.
 

Ladyraven

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its stings like a bitch.. however I think she might be over reacting just a bit..lol . I always keep em close until i know for sure there is no more.. and then wipe them before opening.. its just good sense
 

1HandInMyPocket

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... asked if she would get on all fours and let me give her a facial. I was shocked when she said yes ...
I guess no one ever told her "you'll shoot your eye out"

 

Questor

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The other day I was talking to my gf after I had pleasured her quite well, and she asked me if there was anything special I wanted from her. I, and I usually don't ask these type of things from civilian women, asked if she would get on all fours and let me give her a facial. I was shocked when she said yes, and even more shocked when she told me that others have asked and she had refused.

So, I get started slowly, and even with her looking so hot with her ass up in the air, I took quite sometime getting there. She helped me along a bit with some dirty talk and some licks, the best part was when she lubed her hand with spit and I fucked it a little while she slicked the tip. The debacle happened after I did finish and it was all good with her but she kept going with her hand and she opened her eyes. Bad idea as another smaller load was not unloaded and happened to unload right in her EYES! She freaked out from the searing pain (as I was told) and jumped up, all the while my penis was still gripped in her hand. Needless to say that we both were pretty fucked up, mine worse that hers it turned out, and she left and hasn't taken my calls/texts all weekend.

I love the woman for trying but shit, a little common sense would dictate not to open eyes when so close to the nozzle. My fault I guess, but I really didn't know anything was left, let alone anything would project like it did. So that is the story behind why I will never ask to give a facial again.

Fin.
Send her a link to this thread. I am sure she would take you back then. She'll understand you are a compassionate soul. You sound like a real catch.
 

Rockslinger

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There was a post in another thread a while back that said the woman should wear goggles :cool:(or was it google?). Hee, hee, hee. Insert "goggle" smilie here.
 
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**Sophie**

this has happened to just about every girl lol- she'll get over it.
Not every girl. I have never ever ever been shot in the face in my whole entire life never mind my eyes, wowww

And I am not planning on it ever happening either lol - but you guys must loveee it. Maybe one day it will happen who knows.
 

Brill

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How bad can it be?
Is it worse than getting shampoo in your eyes when showering? Nobody likes that but the sting goes away.

You should kick her to the curb for blaming you and not returning your calls.
 
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**Sophie**

How bad can it be?
Is it worse than getting shampoo in your eyes when showering? Nobody likes that but the sting goes away.

You should kick her to the curb for blaming you and not returning your calls.
LOL...Why don't you shoot yourself in the eye and let us know how it feels hahahahaha....

Don't kick her to the curb, she will come around don't worry.
 

blaze69

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LOL...Why don't you shoot yourself in the eye and let us know how it feels hahahahaha....

Don't kick her to the curb, she will come around don't worry.
I'm giving her a week to forgive me, or at least start forgiving me. If she doesn't I'm ordering two cycles of HGH, hiring my friend who is a personal trainer, and then I'm hitting the malls, beaches and grocery stores to find me another Ms. Right!
 
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**Sophie**

I'm giving her a week to forgive me, or at least start forgiving me. If she doesn't I'm ordering two cycles of HGH, hiring my friend who is a personal trainer, and then I'm hitting the malls, beaches and grocery stores to find me another Ms. Right!
I think that's fair. If she's going to hold that against you for a long period it's better to move on. Life is too short :)

Let us know what the outcome is will you?
 
Not every girl. I have never ever ever been shot in the face in my whole entire life never mind my eyes, wowww

And I am not planning on it ever happening either lol - but you guys must loveee it. Maybe one day it will happen who knows.
you mean you've never let a bf of your's shoot a load on your face? Gotta be honest not sure I believe that lol

I can't imagine a girl you're dating saying no to a facial... Anal possibly- but deffinately not a facial
 
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