why would anyone.......???

red ram

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want to own a harley???
they are slow............make alot of noise.....are way overpriced......look ugly.....sound like shit.........ride and handle like a shopping cart at high speed.......and are nothing more then pre WW1 technology.......and the women they attract are nothing more then ditch pigs

maybe everyone should follow the leader.....cause he IS on a honda
 

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RAM I have always asked myself that same question too, those iron mules look fucking ugly. Maybe this is why those long-haired, bearded hillbillie vikings shove drugs up their noses? To gulp the image of their ugly motorcycles?

Why not buy a Honda CBR or a Ninja, they look like machines from the future, not like farming instruments of the 1920's. Not even one sane person owns a Harley-Davidson, all of them are gruffy hairballs with police problems. But let me tell you that Suzuki makes the coolests crotch rockets in the world.
 

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"I like apples" ........ "I like oranges"
"Tastes great" ........ "Less Filling"

And other great debates rage on and on and on and on........
 

red ram

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and most these so called successful people just buy a hog for a status symbol.......i have noticed most guys that ride harleys are piss poor riders

kinda like all the rich snots that own exotic cars......most of them cannot drive them the way they were meant to be driven

and why would you have to modify a hog......if it was so good in the first place???

and in case anyone has noticed.....when is the last time anyone on a harley.......won a major motorcycle race???
 
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Sheik...............you're talking to kids and their plastic bikes. Stop wasting your breath on them.



These kids just dont' understand. Its not about how fast you go, but how cool you look cruising.
 
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Its these same crotch rocket manufacturers who are now trying to capture the Harley Lovers market by coming out with their own versions.
 

red ram

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look cool???

on one of them things???........hardly......actually.....everyone i saw heading to dover....or at any bike weeks at daytona i ever went too......made me laugh..........if only they saw themselves in a mirror

if you wanna see cool.....watch moto-gp on speedvision sometime.....and watch the way valentino rossi rides.....now THAT is the epitome of cool.......a 200 plus hp....200plus mile an hour motorcycle........not bad for a guy without a hog.....lmao
 

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Going to Dover last Fri., enjoying the ride, the smells ... "till I went past a pig farm .... not too hot, putting along at near the speed limit, .. what a great ride, could go forever. Anyways, a couple of crotch rockets passed me. Boy, were they ever moving. Guess they didn't like what they what they were riding, 'cause they were in a real to get there, and get off their uncomfortable bikes.
Don't get me on to the topic of insurance, 'cause my rates keep going up, and my insurance says it's because of all of the claims being made by the non Harley riders.
Live to ride in comfort.
 

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red ram said:
and most these so called successful people just buy a hog for a status symbol.......
kinda like all the rich snots that own exotic cars......

Ahh me thinks sombody is just jealous! :p

BTW I never liked Harley's either, I would rather have a Jeep! LOL
 

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You're right PA is a ditch pig ...with Hepatatis C on top...
 

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Re: Re: why would anyone.......???

Sheik said:


8. I guess Pamela Andersen is a ditch pig then, cuz she loves them as well.
Well part of the description is right .
 

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These Harley-Davidson fans are the shitheads that are giving the rest of us bikers a bad name. I don't own a motorcycle in Canada (yet) but do have the license, in my country I own a 2002 Suzuki DRZ 400, a beauty of a bike, it's dual-sport, goes on the street or on the mountains. I'm planning to buy one exactly like it here in Toronto, when I have the time to ride it.

Anyways, authorities are thinking of giving fines to guys like SHEIK who ride those noisy obsolete Harley-Davidson's, making all that noise unnecessarily, sometimes around hospitals and pre-schools, there should be a law to quiet down these illegal demons.

RED RAM: You are right, most old fart executives who own Ferraris and Porsches don't drive them like they are supposed to drive them, it's better that they stick with their Buick's and Cadillac's, leave the good toys for the young bloods under 35.
 

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I must admit to a certain amount of pleasure from 4wheeling in my suburban. its a beat up old battleship of a vehicle but its nice and rugged and should survive the next idiot drunk driver who hits me. :>

muahaha!!!!

I've been told by colleagues that they sometimes refer to motorcycle riders as "organ doners waiting to happen".

hope thats not the case.

ride safe!
 

Alien (<>..<>)

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SHEIK, are you fucking crazy? 400cc DRZ's are "10-year old's toys"? Yeah right. If you pull back the accelerator handle just one centimeter you will pop a wheelie and end up on the ground with your motorcycle crashing about 40 feet away.

400cc's are powerful, specially the DRZ which is a two-cylinder mixed fuel, it's a motorcross bike for fuck's sake's. It's true that sports bike owners are not as organized as cruiser ones but that's because we are not gangsters. I have never seen a clean-cute guy riding a H.Davidson.

I think the biggest cruiser biker congregation is the one that assembles in Barrie during the summer at that mall parking lot.
 

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The wrong question is being addressed here. I wonder why any sane person would want to own/ride ANY motorcycle!
 
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