Now you know what to get me for Chrismachanukwanza:
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/14/the-millenium-falcon-bed/
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/14/the-millenium-falcon-bed/
LOL.Does it come with a coin slot too?
Have you ever had a Startrek action figure removed from your ass? Just askin'Now you know what to get me for Chrismachanukwanza:
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/12/14/the-millenium-falcon-bed/
I think I just fell in love with you!Don't doubt the power of Nerd Allure!
I just about did, but a friend valued them too much. He used to keep them on his dresser in his apartment, and when he wasn't paying attention, I'd 'play' with them. I never did the same thing twice with them, and he once went a week before he noticed what I had done with them...And no they weren't all sexual. Brawling, wrestling, ballroom dancing, Picard humping Worf...He got every nervous when he saw me drifting over that way after a bit.Have you ever had a Startrek action figure removed from your ass? Just askin'
I think you would have more luck if you included a vibrating Worf action figure. The girls really seem to go for that.I have that Millenium Falcon Bed. The only problem is that I'm using in it HAN SOLO. I've a few Princess Leah types and all they want to do is kiss my YODA!
I still have a Natalie Portman/ Keira Knightley 3-way fantasy lurking in my brain...And I would prefer Carrie Fisher over Natalie Portman any day.
Leia didn't have her hair in the double buns in the metal bikini. Duh.I noticed that none of those ladies have the cinnamon bun hairstyle essential to the Princess Leia look.
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I think you have to pay extra for an escort to do up her hair, unless she's a sexy nerd. There are YouTubes to help her with the style.
Yes, her hair style changed with her costumes.Leia didn't have her hair in the double buns in the metal bikini. Duh.
Yoda and not jabba the hut?I have that Millenium Falcon Bed. The only problem is that I'm using in it HAN SOLO. I've a few Princess Leah types and all they want to do is kiss my YODA!
While they're both pretty enough, I kinda like them to have some meat on their bones. Someone give those girls a sammich.I still have a Natalie Portman/ Keira Knightley 3-way fantasy lurking in my brain...
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It kinda be like having twins!
That will happen soon enough...While they're both pretty enough, I kinda like them to have some meat on their bones. Someone give those girls a sammich.