Women's Ass Size Survey

[kbluejayk]

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat


10% of women think their ass is too skinny





The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

Worthy of a chuckle.

At first site I was thinking oh hell, another ass thread.

 

[Greekster]

Whenever you see a woman you must look at her ass and estimate her ass measurement. You want her ass to be at least 50 inches. This is what you do:

First estimate her height. Then estimate how wide her ass is compared to her height. From my multitude of experience measuring butts, the rule of thumb is:

If she is 5'6", and her ass width is 30% of her height, then her ass is 50 inches.

I use this as the benchmark because 50 inches is the cut-off from fail to pass. If she is not 5'6" and her ass width is not 30% of her height, then you use ratios to calculate her ass. For example, suppose she is 5'10", and her ass width is only 25% of her height. Then her ass size is (70"/66")x(25/30)x50" = 44 inches, which is a failing grade. Of all the strippers' asses I measured, my measurement was always within 1 inch of my initial guess, and some of my guesses were even spot on! So remember this rule of thumb whenever you go shopping in the mall, cross an intersection, attend church, etc...

 

[tboy]

Umm dude, at 66" high, x 30% that makes her ass 19.8"...

and a 50" ass on a woman 5'6"?? holy shit, she's a fricken PYRAMID

 

[netbull]

I think Greekster meant the width of her ass being 30%... or around 20 inches in this case. If you look down from the top, it should look like an oval, which makes it close to 50 inches. If it's more of a circle, then it will be over 60 inches..

Umm dude, at 66" high, x 30% that makes her ass 19.8"...

and a 50" ass on a woman 5'6"?? holy shit, she's a fricken PYRAMID

 

[tboy]

oval, circle, ellipse, however you cut it a FIFTY INCH ASS on a 5'6" woman IS HUMONGUS

let's get the math right: the diameter of her ass is 19.8" x pi (3.14) = 62.172"...even BIGGER.

Ok, so her measurements would be (approx) 36, 24, 62"??? oh yeah, THAT'S attractive....

 

[Greekster]

Auguste Moore, 5'5", 34-24-54:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d3XhdwVXyU

 

[train]

You want her ass to be at least 50 inches.

A 50 inch ass !! That's like a teletubby or one of those blow-up punching bags with the sand in the bottom.

 

[RTRD]

Ummmm...

Auguste Moore, 5'5", 34-24-54:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d3XhdwVXyU

...no. And I like an ass on a woman. But that is TOO Much....

 

[tboy]

A 50 inch ass !! That's like a teletubby or one of those blow-up punching bags with the sand in the bottom.

Or, if you're old enough, a weeble.

as in "a weeble wobbles but it won't fall down" lol

Holy shit, that chick's got enough ass for 10 white women!!! ( I wonder if she gets her thongs made by omar the tent maker?)