Words Women Use & Their Real Meaning

[calloway]

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

[The Cunning Linguist]

I beg to differ on the translation of "FINE".

It's been my experience that women use this word when they are, or have, lost an argument.

Or...it's used as the feminine equivalent of "fuck you". Just add a "then", as in
"FINE THEN"

 

[GirlFriends Toronto]

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

When MEN say (to women) ...

MAYBE ... means YES

I DON'T KNOW ... means NO

WILL SEE ... means MAYBE

 

[peach]

I admit most of them are true ...

 

[snowleopard]

You forgot: 'We need to talk.'

Rough translation: 'You've got some expaining to do.'

 

[ROGER O. THORNHILL]

Clarity

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

As I read this, there is an undertone of perceived control that a woman THINKS she has. Even worse, some kind of control that she thinks a man has GIVEN her.

Bad Communication is just that: Bad. Women use their emotions much more than their logic to think and express themselves. At the exact moment that the conversation is being had, that's when a man has to say: "let's clarify what FINE, FIVE MINUTES or NOTHING, means right now". That way all is clear, open and understood. No lingering bad interpretations.

I'm sick and tired of watching my buddies get pussywhipped, abused, bad-mouthed and dissed only because they want to avoid more arguments or lingering resentments with their SO's. All because of this intentional, evasive communication that women bring on.

Do not let anyone get away with intentional, evasive communication that perpetuates resentment and manipulation.

Clarity is the most important factor in any relationship.

 

[Rockslinger]

What does "whatever" mean?

 

[Rockslinger]

fucc u

Ok, so you read Max magazine as well.

What does it mean when a woman says: "I'M BORED!"

 

[peach]

As I read this, there is an undertone of perceived control that a woman THINKS she has. Even worse, some kind of control that she thinks a man has GIVEN her.

Bad Communication is just that: Bad. Women use their emotions much more than their logic to think and express themselves. At the exact moment that the conversation is being had, that's when a man has to say: "let's clarify what FINE, FIVE MINUTES or NOTHING, means right now". That way all is clear, open and understood. No lingering bad interpretations.

I'm sick and tired of watching my buddies get pussywhipped, abused, bad-mouthed and dissed only because they want to avoid more arguments or lingering resentments with their SO's. All because of this intentional, evasive communication that women bring on.

Do not let anyone get away with intentional, evasive communication that perpetuates resentment and manipulation.

Clarity is the most important factor in any relationship.

looks like u never loved a woman ... like your friends do

 

[AdrenalinJunkie]

Ok, so you read Max magazine as well.

What does it mean when a woman says: "I'M BORED!"

Well, with certain ladies it seems to mean Fuck Me!. However, they are few and far between.

 

[peach]

it means her man should do more .. to excite her ... but can he handle it ? lol

 

[snowleopard]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".

The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"

After a few minutes God said, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

 

[ROGER O. THORNHILL]

How wrong you are

looks like u never loved a woman ... like your friends do

How wrong you are. How completely wrong you are. It is the women that never played these cheap little mind games that were part of the best, romantic, passionate relationships. They had no issues with insecurities and no cause for petty remarks. The ones still in the same city as me, I keep in touch with and it is always a pleasure to talk with them.

Perhaps the statement should be reversed. If a woman loves a man, then why does she have to belittle him, play with his head and perpetuate bad communication? A man loves a woman enough to marry her, there should be mutual respect involved. Not mind games and insults.

If you love someone enough to be in a long term relationship with them, you will treat them with respect and communication is where it all begins.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

alternative meaning

You forgot: 'We need to talk.'

Rough translation: 'You've got some expaining to do.'

Actually "We need to talk" means

"I will talk and if you ever want pussy again you will listen very closely"

 

[Rockslinger]

If a woman loves a man, then why does she have to belittle him, play with his head and perpetuate bad communication?

Because it is a power trip. For some people belittling someone makes them feel superior and boosts their ego. Stay away, stay far far away from those types.

 

[ROGER O. THORNHILL]

True that!

Rockslinger, couldn't agree with you more, my friend.

People with that particular MO are a cancer to the soul. Imagine meeting someone, courting and marrying them, then, getting that treatment for the rest of your life?

A living regret is no life to live.

 

[peach]

well there are some man who like to be given orders .. they actually love it , it turns them on .. a woman in charge ... there's smth sexy about it .... and those who cant handle it are not real man ..lol

 

[Jade4u]

What does "whatever" mean?

It means she still thinks you are wrong and is tired of your babbling on and on with your opinions. Add on get the hell away from me if you think it is over till you buy me flowers and speaketh no more.

 

[Jade4u]

Ok, so you read Max magazine as well.

What does it mean when a woman says: "I'M BORED!"

Offer to take me for a drive, a movie, a walk along the beach or rent a movie or out for dinner or anything nice and relaxing or fun. If you know her prefferences you may get bonus points later and more excitement.

 

[Noir]

Oh please...

...spare me the drivel.

Why is it that more women aren't open with their thoughts and feelings? Why can't they just come out any say what they want and what they mean? I have NO PROBLEMS expressing myself to the people that I care about anymore. (I used to...) I've thought about it and if they know me and I trust them enough to talk about what's bugging me -- what do I have to fear by meaning what I say, and saying what I mean?

lol...*shrug*..Whatever Snowleopard...we need to have a talk. It's about that 6 bedroom condo in purgatory... I found some panties labeled XXL....^_^ (You got some 'xplainin' to do...)