World's Thinnest Books

[taylortime]

Cute email I got today....


World's Thinnest Books
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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian


ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
b y Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

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[to-guy69]

Nice read

 

[lasslicker]

Let's not forget...

The Complete Book of German Humor

 

[glaeken]

Here are a few more:

STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED by Elizabeth Taylor
DOWNHILL SKIING by Sonny Bono
FLYING AT NIGHT by JFK, Jr.
EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES by George Foreman

 

[y2kmark]

How about...

The wit and wisdom of George W. Bush?

 

[yychobbyist]

The Complete Book of German Humor

Hey hey hey, I don't know about that. Read some of Langeweile's posts in the politics forums. They're good for at least one good belly laugh a day!

 

[danmand]

Hey hey hey, I don't know about that. Read some of Langeweile's posts in the politics forums. They're good for at least one good belly laugh a day!

Well, try this one then:

The complete book of intentional german humor.

 

[Asterix]

Shortest of all..

The Complete Book of Significant Terb Threads

 

[yychobbyist]

Shortest of all..

The Complete Book of Significant Terb Threads

Even shorter: The Complete Book of Significant GT and BB threads.

 

[sizematters]

Englishmen I've Known and Liked

 

[yychobbyist]

My big cock by Goober McFly

 

[Manji]

Englishmen I've Known and Liked

Speaking of Englishmen...

How bout the "Book of Perfect English Teeth"

 

[chris123]

Book Of Italian War Heroes.

Wit Of Margaret Thatcher.

Scenic Scarboro.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

My Sexual Experiences with Bipeds - by yychobbyist

 

[auto doctor]

All the women I have had sex with (excluding the inflatable dolls) - by Googer Mcfly and Gene Simmons

 

[Esco!]

Or how about the 'Book of English Fine Cuisine'

 

[great bear]

"Money Laundering" by various Canadian Prime Ministers

 

[Esco!]

'Business Ethics' by the Law Society

 

[great bear]

"Political Promises I have Kept" By Dalton McGuinty

 

[Goober Mcfly]

"Money Laundering" by various Canadian Prime Ministers

Methinks that would be quite thick...