You guys are lucky in Canada...

[DenWa]

http://entertainment.myway.com/article/id/354704|entertainment|09-16-2003::16:50|reuters.html

Today lap dances became outlawed in Los Angeles. I'm sick and tired of having my morality decided for me down here in the States. I am dumbfounded that you will soon no longer be able to get a lapdance in Hollywood, California. What's next, Vegas?

You guys are luckier than you realize in Canada.

I'm usually waving the Stars and Stripes but today I'm mad at my country...

DW

 

[DenWa]

It's funny how this shit never seems to go to a vote. They know we'd vote against it, so they just arbitrarily pass these laws and treat us like children. Those same councilmen go off to the MP's and SP's after their meetings adjourn. God, I'm pissed.

DW

 

[wrong hole]

don't worry den wa....you can always get a lap dance from goober's mom....and for a nickel...you can get take out....



*what, like goober's lurking or something....*

 

[The Bandit]

DenWa, I guess you'll be getting airdances now, it's Ok, some clubs already do that here in Canada(It just comes with the $10 dances).

 

[thecoolguyms72]

6 feet away?????? Holy cow, does that come with a set of binoculars as well? That's ridiculous. And I highly doubt that the streets were literally "littered with condoms". What a crock. But, I'm here in the middle of air dance central, mainly because I have idiot guys from the U.S. coming over so they can see some hair pie, and since they come over and are willing to spend the money without getting mileage, the rest of us get screwed(or is that unscrewed?)

Anyway, my heart goes out to you, I only have to do a little bit of travelling to get some fun action, better than what you have to deal with, DenWa. I guess L'il Miss better get her g-string back out of the closet, eh?

 

[groo39]

Could be worse, DenWa. In Saskatchewan, strip clubs are technically legal, but only if they don't serve alcohol.

If the club is set up so that one half is bar, the other half SC, there can be no possibility that anyone sitting in the bar half can see a stripper.

 

[djk]

Heh, go to Europe and hit up a strip club.

You'll realize you've been ripped off in NA.

Cheers,

-djk

 

[thighspy]

Life is tricky,find a good place to do it.

Hell you Guys Are "Unlucky" I know one Bar,Where the only rule is ,No "Fucking on the Counter" Peter absolutely Forbids It.

Life is too short to hurry.

 

[DenWa]

I don't even go tos trip clubs...but that's not the point. I don't think these things should be decided for us without any say.

And while receiving a blow job may not be legal everywhere, there isn't a state licensed security guard in your house to make sure you obey the law. Big Brother sucks.

DW

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Big Brother sucks.

DW

DenWa, I have a patent on the use of that term. My lawyers will be in touch.

</Alien>

 

[Ripper77]

http://entertainment.myway.com/article/id/354704|entertainment|09-16-2003::16:50|reuters.html

Today lap dances became outlawed in Los Angeles. I'm sick and tired of having my morality decided for me down here in the States. I am dumbfounded that you will soon no longer be able to get a lapdance in Hollywood, California. What's next, Vegas?

You guys are luckier than you realize in Canada.

I'm usually waving the Stars and Stripes but today I'm mad at my country...

DW

I have to agree with you from here in Pa..Tame lapdances here always an outcry by the public.,Over gentlemens clubs.But Guns have as many as you want.Doesnt make sense to me.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Who said the Americans were smart?

Go ahead and jump on the bandwagon, but at least try to think up a more original insult.

Everyone knows that Americans are puritanical and hypocritical when it comes to victimless crimes. We worry about pot and prostitution when handgun deaths per capita are probably the highest in the world.

Fortunately we can visit Canada when we want to get high and pay for sex.

 

[TravellingGuy]

Fortunately we can visit Canada when we want to get high and pay for sex.

And you can export your guns into Canada

 

[papasmerf]

And you can export your guns into Canada

No but by law we can bring BOWS and Arrows in as they are not considered weapons at the border.

 

[thighspy]

Woolies???

To Y'all Is it true ,that you have to wear long underwear,and must conduct Missionary only in the dark on the darkest night of the month in Kansas????or is it Arkansas??

Missionary--As perscribed by Law..

Life is too short to hurry.