A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman "Good day, Madam, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it...you're going to shit when you hear the price."
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman "Good day, Madam, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it...you're going to shit when you hear the price."
