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bazokajoe

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So happy for Lando. Been a long time coming.
Hopefully more to come this year.
McLaren upgrades improved their car quite a bit.
 
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Insidious Von

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Lance Stroll gets much flak, Logan Sergeant is in search of stupid.

In the 80's, Lando was Adriano Celentano's comic book alter ego. He drove a masterful race, his falsetto yell after the checkered flag was priceless.


McLaren has the most talented drivers with Landissimo and Oscar Hot Mess.
 

Insidious Von

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She was Lance Stroll before Lance Stroll.

Can Bianca Bustamante erase Danica Patrick's shitty legacy?

 

Insidious Von

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Replacing Carlos with Lewis will be a disaster.
I'm of the impression that F1 Ferrari enjoy slapping their scrotums.

Not a good weekend for all things Mad Max. Max Verstappen finished sixth at Monaco while Furiosa is under performing at the box office...still will watch it later today. The Ferraris and the McLarens opened a huge gap on the rest of the field. Hot Mess got to within .05 seconds of the Ferrari but Chuckie got his second wind. Carlino and Landissimo finished 3rd and fourth. Who knows, on a wider track, Hot Mess could have won the race.

This is what a piastri looks like.

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Monaco to my disappointment again was a train of cars...quite boring really!
 

Insidious Von

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Monaco to my disappointment again was a train of cars...quite boring really!
Agreed, at least Chuckie kept his head after the restart. That accident was intense, a decade ago Checo would not have been able to walk away. With Ferrari fixing their ground effect problems, just the thought of Carlos Sainz leaving fills me with anger. Lewis Hamilton knew what he was doing when he showed up to LBJ's restaurant opening in a Ferrari Sangue Puro.

 
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Insidious Von

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Geez Louise, Lewis Hamilton showed up to Kevin Hart's 40th B-Day party back in 2019 in a LaFerrari. Landissimo being the Steve McQueen of F1, he showed up for the race in a vintage Lamborghini Miura.

He's a chick magnet, he can do a lot better than Jimmy Butler.

 

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Never the most exciting race but that early red flag really killed any chance of it being interesting.
Nah, as a Sainz fan I was so excited to see him back in the grid for the second start.

Nice to see LeClerc win at Monaco. As he said, you never know when or if you ever have another chance to win there. Max's car being a bit slippery resulted in him being right out and Checo getting punted helps tighten up what otherwise might have become a runaway season for Red Bull.

Not sure what to make of the Magussen-Perez collision. Might have been a bit too tight/optimistic for Magnussen to try that move. Perez did drift over a bit but it was consistent with his trajectory. I'm more inclined to blamme Magnussen as he NEVER backs out.... even when he doesn't have a chance.

 
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bazokajoe

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Happy for Charles winning his home race.
Monaco is always boring. Very few places to pass.
I would like to be in the Alpine debrief after the race.
 
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Insidious Von

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Looked good on Prince Albert getting emotional greeting LeClerc. The roar of the crowd was almost deafening as he got the checkered flag...even in my living room. Notice The Big Boss chose to stay with the pit crew, evn though he would have enjoyed spraying the bubbly.


Princess Charlene is HOT. Nice to see an Italo/Ausie on the podium. Will I wager with my heart, Carlos Sainz will win the Canadian Grand Prix.
 
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Not sure what to make of the Magussen-Perez collision. Might have been a bit too tight/optimistic for Magnussen to try that move. Perez did drift over a bit but it was consistent with his trajectory. I'm more inclined to blamme Magnussen as he NEVER backs out.... even when he doesn't have a chance.

Just a normal Sunday for Mags, only surprise was he didn’t get the penalty points needed to sit him down for a race. I know they deemed it a racing incident but with his history I’m shocked they cut him any slack.
 

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Self righteous indignation Bruce. I don't see Rocket Powered Mohawk unload on Kevin Magnussen like he does on Lance Stroll.

The 2022 purge affected not just Juventus. John Elkann became the uncontested Big Boss of Exor, it was his decision to sign Lewis Hamilton.

 
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