I provide all my clients with a monocle, for a fee. Sometimes I grab it back if I'm feeling cheeky. Anyone know a good stain remover for glass?big dogie said:
Well, that only occurs if you follow the herd and listen to someone else to tell you who you are and how to act.tersey said:Me too.
People don't seem to be OK the way they are anymore. I am assuming cleanliness and grooming as a given here.
You can hardly have any body hair, absolutley no natural body odors (our natural pheromones must be replaced by perfumes containing these) and natural breasts are just not good enough anymore. And now we should bleach our asses? WTF? indeed! We will all soon look like department store mannequins and lack any individuality at all if we let the "beauty" industry have their way.
My rant for the day....
I have no problems if teenage girls or bulemics or even anorexics bleach their assholes.tersey said:Not at all. What I have a problem with is 16 and 17 year old girls getting breast implants and nose jobs for graduation gifts and sweet sixteens.
And there's nothing wrong with them. They're not even fully mature yet and they're messing with their bodies.
The influence to look thin and the resulting bulemia is such an epidemic in France that the Government is (or has) put pressure to stop showing images of "stick figure" models.
OK, so if someone has a large bulbous nose, and is really self conscious about it, and her parents can afford to have it fixed, you think they should just say "fucking deal with it"?tersey said:Not at all. What I have a problem with is 16 and 17 year old girls getting breast implants and nose jobs for graduation gifts and sweet sixteens.
And there's nothing wrong with them. They're not even fully mature yet and they're messing with their bodies.
The influence to look thin and the resulting bulemia is such an epidemic in France that the Government is (or has) put pressure to stop showing images of "stick figure" models.
Amen! I agree if the beauty industry has their way, all women will look virtually identical in a few decades.... and 80 year olds will look like they're 40.tersey said:People don't seem to be OK the way they are anymore. I am assuming cleanliness and grooming as a given here.
You can hardly have any body hair, absolutley no natural body odors (our natural pheromones must be replaced by perfumes containing these) and natural breasts are just not good enough anymore. And now we should bleach our asses? WTF? indeed! We will all soon look like department store mannequins and lack any individuality at all if we let the "beauty" industry have their way.
I just have them look at mine using one of those rearview mirrors that say "objects may appear larger than they are...."hairyfucker said:I bleach my penis. That way when women see it they think it is bigger.
The converse is true when trying to get laid.tboy said:That's why it takes women 7 hrs to buy one and guys less than a minute.
The Lurker said:Yikes it's only the 18th! Gotta wait for 2 days for a fatty
it'll look even bigger if you leave the Javex bottle over ithairyfucker said:I bleach my penis. That way when women see it they think it is bigger.
Hair dye ? what is that for................... oh you need hair for it to worktboy said:I just have them look at mine using one of those rearview mirrors that say "objects may appear larger than they are...."
Actually, I DON'T believe the beauty industry is trying to make all women look the same. Heck, just look at the hair dye section. There must be 7 TRILLION different shades of fricken brown, let alone all the other colours.
Same goes for:
Lipstick, 7.1 billion colours
Eyeshadow: 4.8 billlion colours
Eyeliner: 1.2 billion colours
and don't even get me started on clothes and shoes. Shit, women have 41.2 billion different types of WHITE T SHIRTS!!! lol. Guys? We have have 3: jockey, hanes and no name. That's why it takes women 7 hrs to buy one and guys less than a minute.