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Alana, for $300 and only an introduction, could you at least invest in a bed frame

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Just saw Alana's add and couldn't stop laughing. Her rates are very high, with $300 only getting you an introduction - I guess no full service for that; yet when I looked at her site, the intro picture is that of a bentley (trying to present ultra upscale experience) and then the following gallery of photos has her bed on a boxspring laying flat against the floor (at least it looks that way). No wooden bed frame ensemble. Totally frickin' hilarious. If I am going to pay that much, I at least want to be higher off the ground than that which I would experience while having sex with a girl in a dorm room.
 

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Just looked at the photo again. Her floor light is a black economy model from a department store - fuckin' love it! $300 and she can't invest in some side tables and a table lamp. I know I am going to get alot of hate for these postings, but I can't stand when girls present themselves as high end courtesans and then you give you that sort of stuff. It reminds me of those converted motels in the U.S. that charge $140 per night and give you 1.5 star level accomodations.
 

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Just saw Alana's add and couldn't stop laughing. Her rates are very high, with $300 only getting you an introduction - I guess no full service for that; yet when I looked at her site, the intro picture is that of a bentley (trying to present ultra upscale experience) and then the following gallery of photos has her bed on a boxspring laying flat against the floor (at least it looks that way). No wooden bed frame ensemble. Totally frickin' hilarious. If I am going to pay that much, I at least want to be higher off the ground than that which I would experience while having sex with a girl in a dorm room.

I think you need to look again. I see a head board. Nice one too!
 

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Dude, what's your problem? You don't like the site, fine. But no need to mock her here.
 

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Dude, what's your problem? You don't like the site, fine. But no need to mock her here.
I think this is his way of making sure we all check out her website. They might be working together. Fine looking lady, I didn't mind checking out her website!
 

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Look at the first picture with the bed that is likely the one you will be using. Look like it's against the floor without a headboard and a $20 Walmart floor-to-ceiling lamp. Maybe you have to book a multi-hour $500+ session to use the nice bed.
 

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This is going to be like finding Waldo. How many of you see a head board? I do! Hint...You'll have to take your eyes off the good looking lady to see it.
 

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And whats to say she wasn't at a studio getting the shots done?
The studio is likely the one with the headboard and night tables. The lack of headboard and night tables photos are probably her business centre. Or maybe her personal place is the nice one and the one she charges $300 for an 'introdction' - what, no fs - is probably the lesser of the two.
 

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Checked out the web site again. No headboard in the first pic. But head board in the other pics. I like the lingerie in the headboard photos best. :)
 

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The studio is likely the one with the headboard and night tables. The lack of headboard and night tables photos are probably her business centre. Or maybe her personal place is the nice one and the one she charges $300 for an 'introdction' - what, no fs - is probably the lesser of the two.
There is NO reason whats so ever to come here and put the Lady down .. dont like her site . her rates or her headboard then do not contact her.. thats simple.. why bother coming on here to put her down????
 

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It is my strictest priority to never see an girl who does not have a headboard. No wait, it is my strictest priority to never see a girl who is bored of giving head.

Seriously, your post is so ridiculous that you come off as having an axe to grind with her.
 

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I think Lisha hash been giving leshons in getting free publishitty!

 

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the following gallery of photos has her bed on a boxspring laying flat against the floor (at least it looks that way). No wooden bed frame ensemble.
She needs to swap photos ten and three, then again I believe I'll head for Montreal and practice my French.
 
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