Just saw Alana's add and couldn't stop laughing. Her rates are very high, with $300 only getting you an introduction - I guess no full service for that; yet when I looked at her site, the intro picture is that of a bentley (trying to present ultra upscale experience) and then the following gallery of photos has her bed on a boxspring laying flat against the floor (at least it looks that way). No wooden bed frame ensemble. Totally frickin' hilarious. If I am going to pay that much, I at least want to be higher off the ground than that which I would experience while having sex with a girl in a dorm room.