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The song would actually be longer today with the recent additions of Darmstadtium (Ds), Roentgenium (Rg) and Copernicium (Cn) Flerovium and Livermorium.


Blackrock, perhaps you can find me a source for unobtanium?
 

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I feel insalted at the level of these chemical puns.
Your good for the gold if you have an iron constitution, not one made of aluminum.....:eyebrows:
 

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Rather elementary really.....;)
 

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ya know, if you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate
No, I think that Boron Mear will be stuck in the filter.
 

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The puns in this thread are Boron. And anyone who finds them funny is a big Boron.

Saying that, I hear SPs often set these work schedules based on their Periodic Table.
 

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... I hear SPs often set these work schedules based on their Periodic Table.
Indeed.....best to be avoided when the iodine vapors are flowing.....:p
 

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A capacitor heads out to the pub, but the doorman refuses him entry. The capacitor says "I'm just here to have a drink", and the doorman say "well then, okay, .........but don't go starting anything!"
 

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A capacitor heads out to the pub, but the doorman refuses him entry. The capacitor says "I'm just here to have a drink", and the doorman say "well then, okay, .........but don't go starting anything!"
Capacitors are irresistable.
 

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A capacitor heads out to the pub, but the doorman refuses him entry. The capacitor says "I'm just here to have a drink", and the doorman say "well then, okay, .........but don't go starting anything!"

I got a charge out of this one! Watt a joule!
 

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Happy you guys enjoyed it. I wasn't sure what type of reactance a capacitor joke would get. Because when I told that same joke to my pet amoeba, he split!!!
 

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Ohm my God! Never underestimate the shock value of a capacitor joke!
I think I resistor too much.

Oh, I just got paid for some work. Have to go to my vault and fil-a-mint. I say that tungsten firmly planted in cheek.
 
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