Science Jokes

rex_baner

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" then the bartender looks at him as says, "For you, no charge!"
 

The Fruity Hare

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I remember back when I was a kid, in chemistry class at school the teacher asked us for a 1000 word essay on Acid.

I didn't do too well as my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
It looks like you were doing okay for a while, but since then you've turned to pot.
 
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