I think you got that wrong. It should be: "You can only lose if you try. If you never try, you will never fail." Now granted, my quote is more bleak and cynical, but it isn't written in textspeak, so at least it's got that going for it.
Another one, with attribution even..
"Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun."
- Woody Allen
I’m a baseball fan, some of Yogi Berra’s quotes crack me up. Whether they’re true quotes or urban myth doesn’t really matter.
• "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
• "Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
• "I never said most of the things I said."
• "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
• "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."
I'm a baseball fan, some of Yogi Berra's quotes crack me up. Whether they're true quotes or urban myth doesn't really matter.
o "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
o "Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
o "I never said most of the things I said."
o "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
o "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."
The 3 quotes that I can not stop using and chuckling to myself about are:
1. "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to put its pants on". Winston Churchill.
2. "When I throw a dog a f*cken bone, I don't want to know how it tastes". Bricktop from the movie Snatch.
And the third which is a personal fav, "Stop trying to wrestle with the bigger picture son, you're just gonna hurt your head". Bobby Singer from Supernatural.
Hope everyone is having a lovely, safe end to a beautiful long weekend!
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"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." Winston Churchill
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character" Martin Luther King Jr.
"Knowledge is Power" Sir Francis Bacon
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