What's Your Favorite Quote

[K Douglas]

Winston Churchill!

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

I think it ends with In the morning, I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

 

[TheShadow]

"Don't forget to put on your underwear!
You never know when you might be in an accident!"

 

[Beaverlicker]

"Getting into a relationship with a woman is like throwing yourself into the ocean when all you wanted was a glass of water"
Dude thanks for this, hillarious. Hands down my new favorite quote.

 

[doggee_01]

I think it ends with In the morning, I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

see post 35 lol

 

[Submariner]

"Let me guess, dearie. You're looking for a husband. Well, you're going about it the wrong way, sister. You don't bat 'em on the bean with a rolling pin. That comes later."
Foghorn Leghorn

 

[Submariner]

We have already had some Yogi Berra quotes, but there were so many great ones ......
"The future ain't what it used to be".
"It ain't over till it's over".
"It's like deja-vu, all over again."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

 

[Toronto Passions]

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie."

Tony Montana.

 

[funmanto]

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch and a miserable dinner.

 

[FTWWTF]

Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

The movie Risky Business.

 

[thirdcup]

Some people bring joy whenever they enter a room, others whenever they leave.

Similarly, a priest once recognized Groucho Marx in a restaurant, approached him and said "I just want to thank you for bringing so much happiness and joy into the world," to which Groucho immediately replied "And I want to thank you for taking so much out."

 

[spraggamuffin]

"Procrastination is the thief of time."

 

[richaceg]

read this from a slogan...
"the best things in life are free...the 2nd best things are very expensive..."

"there's no such thing as failed experiment...only more data..."

 

[oil&gas]

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to
understand more, so that we may fear less."

Marie Curie

 

[thirdcup]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde

 

[Toliker]

A simple, albeit very true saying:

“Be careful what you ask for because you just may get it”

Unknown origin.

 

[olotaluving]

"read my lips no new taxes" George w Bush
My favourite "OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF sometimes i need a expert opinion" Bill Murray Caddy Shack

 

[Bill the Pirate]

if it flys, floats or fucks..... it's going to cost you

 

[GPIDEAL]

Never argue with an idiot they will bring you down to their level and the beat you with experience

George Carlin

Some men see things as they are and ask why I dream things that never were and ask why not.

Robert Kennedy

RFK's quote is actually one borrowed from George Bernard Shaw => http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/g/george_bernard_shaw_2.html


Here's one from GBS: Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

 

[nottyboi]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

 

[Yoga Face]

It is my supposition that not only is the universe queerer than we imagine, it is queerer than we can imagine


JBS Haldane