Share the Dumbest thing you've ever heard.

[Kurt]

Was travelling in the US recently and at lunch overheard two of the ladies I am working with (both in their 20's) discussing visiting Wakanda and I thought they were joking.
When I realized they were serious I politely told them it was a made up place they got angry and call me a racist.....

 

[seanzo]

Just click on whatever was posted last in the politics section, chances are that will take the cake

 

[xix]

If I were to post the exact quote my ex co-workers would know who I am.

Business Quotes from top:
" in two years we will have a new product and services and will make great margins"

Women in condo board:
" Don't worry about it, it is nothing, I know " - Pipe burst in the building 24 hours later and also a week later in another place of the building.

Some men wanted to paint the yellow parking lines in the summer. Again the board said - shouldn't you wait for the humidity to drop to zero so the paint drys faster.

 

[reaper29]

This....https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/trump-autism-tylenol-1.7639889

 

[SchlongConery]

Women in condo board:
" Don't worry about it, it is nothing, I know " - Pipe burst in the building 24 hours later and also a week later in another place of the building.

Some men wanted to paint the yellow parking lines in the summer. Again the board said - shouldn't you wait for the humidity to drop to zero so the paint drys faster.

I'd say that reminds me of my condo and worry about doxxing myself... but that exact same thing, word for word, happens in almost every condo board meeting. Followed by: "Can we get back to the Lobby renovation and picking the wallpaper for the P4 Elevator Lobby?"

 

[KittyCaterina]

"Domestic cats are meant to roam outdoors"

Meanwhile these people have lost multiple cats to unnecessary deaths or disappearances caused by letting them roam outdoors.

 

[philonius]

"It doesn't matter who you vote for, all politicians are the same"

 

[xix]

We hired the new guy from our competitor because he will bring more clients, he will meet our expectations, and our margins will rise. - In reality this never happens and they are doing the guy a favour because he is old and won't get another job as sales at 55.

We have to get permission from HQ in order to make the changes. - The customer can't wait for HQ to decide if he can get an extra part.

Let me know if you need help and I will be there to help.

 

[corrie fan]

Someone told my relatives who had 2 teenage daughters to not let them get jobs as secretaries because one of the requirements of the job is to sleep with the boss.
A woman whose husband got a new job that required a lot of travel was told that when a man checks into a hotel alone he is always asked if he wants a "companion" for the night.

 

[K Douglas]

Just click on whatever was posted last in the politics section, chances are that will take the cake

I'll narrow it down even further. Just scour the comments of Frankfooter or Shaquille Oatmeal.

 

[ogibowt]

Listening to Trump talk about Autism, would be like listening to Pee Wee Herman explaining the Theory of Relativity

 

[seanzo]

I'll narrow it down even further. Just scour the comments of Frankfooter or Shaquille Oatmeal.

....I wasn't going to name names....but since you started you may as well add SchlongConery and Mandrill to the list

 

[Robert Mugabe]

No need to look any further

 

[silentkisser]

If I were to post the exact quote my ex co-workers would know who I am.

Business Quotes from top:
" in two years we will have a new product and services and will make great margins"

Women in condo board:
" Don't worry about it, it is nothing, I know " - Pipe burst in the building 24 hours later and also a week later in another place of the building.

Some men wanted to paint the yellow parking lines in the summer. Again the board said - shouldn't you wait for the humidity to drop to zero so the paint drys faster.

Do you think your co-worker is on TERB?

 

[Josephine]

It was during the VHS days. The movie stopped and my girl ask to switch the tape's side.

 

[philonius]

"Domestic cats are meant to roam outdoors"

Meanwhile these people have lost multiple cats to unnecessary deaths or disappearances caused by letting them roam outdoors.

Not to mention that housecats create a zone of destruction for other local fauna, good and bad, around their homes. They are very efficient killers.

 

[xix]

Do you think your co-worker is on TERB?

Men, not women. Well maybe some Lez.

 

[kherg007]

Not to mention that housecats create a zone of destruction for other local fauna, good and bad, around their homes. They are very efficient killers.

They are hunted in Oz because of how much damage to the native wildlife. Army shoots them out of trees at night.

 

[southpaw]

Everyone is above the average. And the corollary: No one is below the average.

 

[Butchers Dog]

They are hunted in Oz because of how much damage to the native wildlife. Army shoots them out of trees at night.

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill