Recent content by Perry Mason

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    My penis was in the Guinness book of world records

    I hope you had your library card with you? Perry
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    James Bond Books Will Be Edited

    Well... isn't that what they are? 😲 Perry
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    Looking to hear your experiences with Tantric sex

    I don't wish... to rain on your parade... But that is like saying... "I can hardly play the violin... but I am booked... to play Beethoven's Violin Concerto in 2 weeks... with the TSO... can anyone... give me some quick tips?" 😊 It doesn't work that way... nor does Tantra work... as a...
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    Socialism Sounds Good On Paper But It Was Deadly For The Pilgrims

    “The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried.” ― G.K. Chesterton The same is true of socialism. Perry
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    Massive sabotage blows open Russian gas pipelines in North Sea

    Just remember: "ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE"... Perry
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    Would You Pay Extra for a Virgin SP?

    You married her... eh? Perry
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    TERBites: Will your Wives get all your stuff when you die?

    So you plan to come and go at the same time... eh? Perry
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    Jays make trade

    I'll stick out my neck... Mitch White... was not acquired... because he is... a marginal upgrade... for this team... this year... His stats/record suggest... he has talent... he was available... and IMHO... he was acquired... as a candidate... a work project... for Pete Walker's... magic... Perry
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    $1K for a half hour!!!

    I just spent $1K… for a half hour appointment… with a professional lady… And... she didn’t… even... have to… take her pants off… I went to my endodontist… Perry
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    Toronto boasts world's most diverse food scene

    You should get yourself a hearing aid that works! Perry
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    What's your opening line?

    Have you ever had your belly button tickled... from the inside? Perry Perry
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    William Tell Overture

    ( • )-(‿|‿) ( • )-(‿|‿) ( • )-(‿|‿)-(‿|‿)-(‿|‿) ! Perry
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    marajuana and sex

    Ya mean ya wanna fuck a mushroom??? o_O :eek: 🤣 I don't know... never tried it... but mushrooms are a gift... from Mother Nature... not the product... of a lab... so why not? Perry
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    marajuana and sex

    Good point... on that assumption... let me say this... I have a rule about the "drugs" I use... if it comes from a chemical lab... forget it... if it comes from Mother Nature... bring it on! So I have never tried... sex on MDMA, etc., etc... but certainly have explored Cannabis... deeply 😉...
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