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    What is proper work attire?

    Agreed - though I don't think it would be all that flattering on me!
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    What's the worst thing an ex has done to you ?

    My super hot ex won't return my awesome drunk 2 am. calls and texts. I mean, how rude, right?
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    My GF and I are making a sex tape (but you won't be able to see it)!

    I thought the "mirage effect" is when I get overwhelmed with pictures of hot French Canadian girls and I wake up with my balls and my bank account drained.
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    "Your performance was worthy of an Oscar": Judge tells woman as she is sentenced

    I thought they dialled 999 in the UK.
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    About airport security...

    Nobody smuggles bombs on to planes anymore. They Fed Ex them from Yemen now. And I think that after 9/11, anyone who tries to hijack a plane will get his ass kicked immediately. Passengers would have to assume they're suicide hijackers, and would just have to attack to save themselves...
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    more stories of police abuse from G20

    This is a great thread. It's really helped me increase the names on my Ignore list!
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    Toronto Star: Porter: Tales of horror from a police state — ours (G20 hearings)

    It hurts my feelings when you call me names. Please stop it.
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    Toronto Star: Porter: Tales of horror from a police state — ours (G20 hearings)

    You failed to answer the question, which is all you really do. I hope that someday you recieve the care and therapy you need.
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    more stories of police abuse from G20

    Well, that all sounds terribly inconvenient. So basically, some people's weekend got ruinned. I offend you? I'm not a cop. Why would you think such a thing? I never said that. You folk always go around assuming everyone is your enemy. For such a defender of free speech you're pretty...
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    How DUI death stats are compiled ....what do you think ?

    :( awwww, I thought he really thought I was special...
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    Toronto Star: Porter: Tales of horror from a police state — ours (G20 hearings)

    So if someone comes to rob your house but doesn't threaten you physically, you wouldn't call the cops?
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    Toronto Star: Porter: Tales of horror from a police state — ours (G20 hearings)

    Oh, so you've been doing Canada a favour all this time. LOL
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    Toronto Star: Porter: Tales of horror from a police state — ours (G20 hearings)

    So your solution is to complain impotently on the internet, then run away? Good plan - sounds about right for you. No personal risk, no real committment. Not at all cowardly or shameful. What country will you be going to? What delightful utopia where there are no plolice and you all live...
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    How DUI death stats are compiled ....what do you think ?

    LOL nottyboi apparently thinks I'm a cop. Actually, I prefer 'jack-booted thug'. We have an image to maintain here in State Security when we're out nightsticking the locals and violating their rights...
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    Toronto Star: Porter: Tales of horror from a police state — ours (G20 hearings)

    "disgusting?" really? Clearly there is no room here for civil discourse. Go shout at black helicopters in your tinfoil hats. We'll be here in the real world when you're done.
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