Well this post just to a disturbing turnWell gents no gf no wife but I love my dog,he loves and he worshipps me
Can’t do it with my wife ….
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Well, my dog is a great non-sexual companion for me too. We never argue, he never made me shop for a wedding ring, he doesn't ring up my credit cards, he is not bugging me for his own mobile phone or a car, he doesn't spend $10/day at Starfucks ($3,650 per year) as did the ex-wife and, best of all, he is a remarkable 'service dog'. His only service is that he helps me meet nice ladies, including some wonderful pup-mom providers. He gets the pets and licks from the ladies before I do and I'm OK with that.... Don't knock it! He has no prob camping outside the bedroom door when it's MY time. I've never had a lady refuse to make an outcall because of him.Well gents no gf no wife but I live my dog
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Very entertaining thread.. Some laughs filled with pockets of truth. I'm sure you guys still love your wives even though she might not be meeting your needs at this moment.. You two most likely gone through the jouney of life together and probably cant live without or else you wouldn't be with her 
Some ladies seem to have one heck of a spending habbit, thankfully I caught one from the tame end. With her puppy eyes still asks me if she could please buy a treat/star bucks when and only there is a promotion discount, its cute even after many years together, love her to bits.
You guys have a lot of wise words that can indeed prepare me for the future.
Some ladies seem to have one heck of a spending habbit, thankfully I caught one from the tame end. With her puppy eyes still asks me if she could please buy a treat/star bucks when and only there is a promotion discount, its cute even after many years together, love her to bits.
You guys have a lot of wise words that can indeed prepare me for the future.
Avg was 200-250 10 years ago but that's inflation. Look up what 250 dollars in 2012 is worth today. About 350
My wife and I don't have a sex life with each other. Recently, she asked me "are we just roommates?" That hit me hard. But, given that we don't really have romance and intimacy, ya... we kinda are 'just roommates'. For a few days after, I didn't know what my life was going to look like moving forward - but then she texted me with "Let's just focus on our friendship without pressure". And, holy fuck, that's just want I wanted to hear. I've done a lot of self reflecting in this week following the conversation.
She is without question my best friend, and I love her more than anyone. We make each other laugh. We learn from each other. We're incredible co-parents if I do say so myself. Unfortunately for her, I have a complicated relationship with sex and intimacy. I'm not sure if it's with her specifically or it's just me - but she definitely has sexual wants and needs that I don't feel I can provide. For instance, she likes it when I initiate sex and foreplay... and that's not something I've ever been good at with any partner (I blame the autism!). Catch 22: she doesn't like doing it either, so we've kinda been in a stalemate for years. In this same conversation last week, she came out as bisexual! It's a side of her that she hasn't had the opportunity to explore in her life, and I think that sucks.
The dust is still settling since our heavy roommate conversation, and we haven't yet said the words 'open relationship' or 'polyamory' yet. But I kinda hope that's the direction we're heading. I love her so so so much, and I want her to be happy and sexually satisfied. I'm going to tell her about this introspection I've had, and how I want her to get laid! And, if she's fortunate, maybe with a woman. It would bring me so much joy if that made her happy. Meanwhile, I'd like to be able to continue to go to strip clubs and massage parlors (probably still low-mileage for me), but not feel shame about betraying her. Hell... I'd love to go to a nudie bar with her one day!
I recall hearing a psychologist on some podcast once talking about how, especially in this capitalist society that we've built where we don't have time for lots of friends and loneliness is on the rise - we therefore expect/need our partner to facilitate all manner of relationships. Whether it's the relationship with whom you watch sports with, or the relationship with whom you raise children with, or have sex with... and so many more kinds of relationships - it's a lot to ask one person to accommodate all needs. So, ya, if she and I can't be sexual partners, I think that should be okay and we should find that elsewhere.
We'll see what happens. Wish us luck!
She is without question my best friend, and I love her more than anyone. We make each other laugh. We learn from each other. We're incredible co-parents if I do say so myself. Unfortunately for her, I have a complicated relationship with sex and intimacy. I'm not sure if it's with her specifically or it's just me - but she definitely has sexual wants and needs that I don't feel I can provide. For instance, she likes it when I initiate sex and foreplay... and that's not something I've ever been good at with any partner (I blame the autism!). Catch 22: she doesn't like doing it either, so we've kinda been in a stalemate for years. In this same conversation last week, she came out as bisexual! It's a side of her that she hasn't had the opportunity to explore in her life, and I think that sucks.
The dust is still settling since our heavy roommate conversation, and we haven't yet said the words 'open relationship' or 'polyamory' yet. But I kinda hope that's the direction we're heading. I love her so so so much, and I want her to be happy and sexually satisfied. I'm going to tell her about this introspection I've had, and how I want her to get laid! And, if she's fortunate, maybe with a woman. It would bring me so much joy if that made her happy. Meanwhile, I'd like to be able to continue to go to strip clubs and massage parlors (probably still low-mileage for me), but not feel shame about betraying her. Hell... I'd love to go to a nudie bar with her one day!
I recall hearing a psychologist on some podcast once talking about how, especially in this capitalist society that we've built where we don't have time for lots of friends and loneliness is on the rise - we therefore expect/need our partner to facilitate all manner of relationships. Whether it's the relationship with whom you watch sports with, or the relationship with whom you raise children with, or have sex with... and so many more kinds of relationships - it's a lot to ask one person to accommodate all needs. So, ya, if she and I can't be sexual partners, I think that should be okay and we should find that elsewhere.
We'll see what happens. Wish us luck!
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My Wife and I have different opinions when it comes to sex and intimacy. Why make someone you love do things that they don’t want to do. I love my wife and my family, but I also have needs. I choose seeing the wonderful people in this industry opposed to having an affair because I feel it’s less likely that someone gets hurt.
Couldn't agree more. I adore my wife but she just doesn't really have much of a sex drive. Doesn't like to receive oral, won't let me near the backdoor, won't touch my backdoor. Gives great dome and loves a long, slow session of k9.. so we do still have good seggs.. but it gets repetitive and boring.
Also.. I want to explore different body types. My wife is cute and petite but has added some weight.. not bbw status but a lil thicc.
I like tall and slender with tiny breasts.. probably because I've got a short, petite girl with D's at home.
Would like to try different ethnicities as well, leaning into the "try what i can't get at home" theory.
A bisexual wife and submissive husband sounds like a fun date to me. I’m sure you two can work out a little compromise!
My favourite type of scenarioA bisexual wife and submissive husband sounds like a fun date to me. I’m sure you two can work out a little compromise!
My partner is a perfect 10 in terms of looks, figure and personality and does it all whether gfe, pse, bdsm, role play and we both love it. We have sex 3-5 times per week. Why do I hobby ? Simply for variety.
100% anal, absolutely no back door entry,
. Also, bjs are not that great, rarely a finish and never a facial?
For me it’s purely for the variety, the opportunity to bang young, hot chicks and the back door fun(Greek on her, rimming on me). My SO gives a wicked bbbjcimsw so that’s not even a priority when I see SW.
I grew up in Paris where the culture was very different. There was a saying in the 1970’s “La femme pratique s’habille à crédit et se déshabile au comptant.”
