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    He was asking for it

    This comedian is just not that bright. I would think it's common sense, when doing racist jokes, to be either 1) Belong to the race you're making fun of or 2) Joke about an aspect that has both positive and negative implications For example, he could probably make a joke about how Asian...
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    If you had 2 million in the bank, what would you do?

    100k to pay for current expenses 300k in stocks (personal trading) 300k in short term bonds 300k in long term bonds 500k in GICs or mutual funds 500k in Residual income programs (monthly payout tends to be anywhere around 0.75% per month or 4~6% annual) I'd probably bring in about 6k-7k per...
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    Hobbyist Newbie

    Welcome to the forum coolxxx91. I'm a newbie myself and can relate to your curiosity and struggles. I might be on the more intense side of things, as I've been doing research for the last 2 weeks (at least) :P It seems like the best way(s), in the end, for newbies like us to be educated in...
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    What's the allure of Squirting?

    /starts taking notes :D
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    Olympics

    Is it me or do women pole vaulters have the highest ratio of attractive:unattractive?
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    School Girl Skirts

    Hey I had sex for the first time during school with a girl who had the catholic school uniform on. It has been my thing ever since, so don't judge :frown:
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    No Coloured Man

    Indeed. We be just teasing. BTW, If you're a physicist, Black is not a color. If you're an artist, White is not a color. :D
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    No Coloured Man

    Ahahahahaha.... f'in HILARIOUS I almost want to send this to all my friends and troll her with useless phone calls and texts all day :D
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    Prague Adult Entertainment?

    Never been to Prague or the Czech Rep. Is Brothels not against the law there? Is it like Nevada, where brothels are find but prostitution is illegal ?
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    What's the allure of Squirting?

    :clap2: That worked out nicely, lmao
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    What's the allure of Squirting?

    LOL, good point. But what I meant was that the "fake"r fakes an orgasm and urinates instead of secreting from the paraurethral duct.
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    What's the allure of Squirting?

    As the title says. For the last couple years squirting has been all around the adult oriented industry. I just don't get what the big deal is. Only logical reason I can fathom is that it is an explicitly clear indication of an female orgasm (although females can fake this as well from what I'm...
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    Tens of thousands of dead fish rotting on Lake Erie shore - water 'putrid'

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    The issue of tipping

    /sits down and watches with popcorn :D Don't mind me, I'm just a spectator
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    has anybody tried this?

    As tempting as it is.... yeeeeah.... No thank you. I don't want my peen in a contraption with moving gears :rolleyes: This is basically one of those fleshlight things with movement, and at $330... geeze... I'll wait for advances in tactile sensors and AR :P Plus, I would guess this thing...
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    New client running out the washroom Yelling HELLP

    Sounds like a great ending to a magical night of verbal kinkiality :D
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    Ida from the fish plant

    As a newbie to the forums, I don't get it :frown:
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    micheal clarke duncan is dead

    The dude is like a intelligent version of the Green Mile character. RIP
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    The Person With The Last Post In This Thread Wins!

    "walks in, looks around, leaves"
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    Playboy on Courtney Stodden - "she's not up to our standards"

    I'm still at awe how Playboy makes money still... With all the free porn roaming around the internet, I would think only 1-2% of our generation has paid for a tangible adult magazine from my generation (people in their 20s). She can probably make a sex video and sell it off like every other...
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