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trash I feel my IQ dropping dangerously low every time I watch the damn show, but that doesn't stop me. The actors are hilarious...what about the hot tob scene or when mom cooked up the whole white trash dinner where everything was literally white...and last night when Steve's dad was talking...

FLASHDANCE....what a feeling.

hollywood hookers Good call Astra. After the Park Hyatt thread, I was starting to wonder if I was living in a different city. There are exceptions to every rule, but for the most part, the SPs and agencies that frequent and advertise on this board are not of the "bubble gum blowing...

big raincoats Condoms stretch (and diminish by their very nature). The Average variation in penis size includes, excepting exceptions, anywhere from one to nine inches. A regular condom will actually work on both the smaller and larger versions of said average penis, but sometimes, a larger...

money money money Point taken--I was just throwing out a figure that was relatively low by our standards. $100 would more likely be a figure you would pay to a pro in Havana. Elsewhere, $100 would probably be quite sufficient to secure you a girlfriend for a few days. And with Cuba's low...

cuba libre Enter "Cuba" into the search function on the board and then come back with more specific questions. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to book a ticket to Fidel's playground for cheap, nor must you be said genius in order to "pick up" in Cuba with a beautiful lady for about...

concise I came into this thread late, and Goober beat me to it, but Selina, YOU RULE. I second the motion of calling Selina's post "fabulous".

hard as a rock Sara, You're right, there is a theme emerging. Maybe I'm a gay man trapped in woman's body. *Queenie wanders off to contemplate her sexual ambiguity*

Tomcat Maybe I was chock full of adolescent hormones, but I thought Tom Cruise was pretty farking hot in Top Gun, despite (or maybe because of) the strong homoerotic undertones in said movie. I'd be his wingman anytime.

10,000 flushes Nice one, and I appreciate the lovely banter. I'm going to bed now, and dreaming of waking up to a strict German nurse (who is later relieved by my Texan houseboy, just before my therapist arrives).

spic and span I concede Sara, but would he at least have the energy to clean my bathroom. That's all I really want out of this elaborate scheme.

money talks Miranda, Largely gay, but we'll stipulate a penchant for pussy on the DATY issue. Purrrrrrrrrr. And besides, who cares, we're writing the paycheques.

houseboys Sara, Maybe we can find someone willing to "job share". We'll split him half and half. Queenie.

boys and cages OMG. Who would want a straight houseboy???? Doesn't the term say it all-- shopping, cleaning, bitching, and trying on hats at all hours of the night.

hard to find good help I've always wanted a butler. Or a houseboy, for that matter. And he shall be from Texas, preforabley. Is that a word?

auto fellatio There is probably a reason, whether it be genetic or divine, as to why we cannot orally entertain ourselves. Depite the results of this informal poll, if we could, I don't personally believe anyone would leave the house. We may never have made it to the moon, let alone invented...

feeling like a woman Dani, Can you promise me MSOG? Queenie...

travelling man My perfect SO is out of town, alot.

reliability Sure, I'd believe a man who said, "Don't worry baby, I'm on the pill."

greif counselling Sex is very life affirming. You should have told her that.