1 Gorilla vs. 100 humans. Who wins?

Leimonis

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Men would win. The strongest men would get the weakest men to offer the gorilla a blow job and bite his dick off and it would bleed out
 
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kherg007

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Also no humans attacked from behind the gorilla.
I also think any thoughts of a trained mma guy being able to break a gorillas arm or snap his neck is just not on. Look at the size and strength of a gorilla's neck. Maybe the trained MMA guys going at a chimp might be able to do so, assuming the chimp hasn't ripped the guy's face off in the interim.
 
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I also think any thoughts of a trained mma guy being able to break a gorillas arm or snap his neck is just not on. Look at the size and strength of a gorilla's neck. Maybe the trained MMA guys going at a chimp might be able to do so, assuming the chimp hasn't ripped the guy's face off in the interim.
Now that's got me thinking how a human could actually kill the gorilla without some sort of weapon. Most physical attacks that could kill a human wouldn't work on a gorilla. :unsure:
 
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I know a lot of you have weighed in on this, but the answer is easy: The men would win. The Gorilla would destroy maybe the first 5-10 dudes it faced, but it is going to get gassed and wouldn't be able to put up much of a fight for the remaining 90 or so dudes. Now, the first few would die horrifically, and that could discourage some of the guys....

This does remind me of the question "how many kindergarteners could you take?" And, I think you have the same idea. As a grown man, I could probably destroy the first 10 or so, but more people can only fight for short periods of time before they are exhausted. So, despite their small size and lack of strength, they would overwhelm me probably early into the fight.
 
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I also think any thoughts of a trained mma guy being able to break a gorillas arm or snap his neck is just not on. Look at the size and strength of a gorilla's neck. Maybe the trained MMA guys going at a chimp might be able to do so, assuming the chimp hasn't ripped the guy's face off in the interim.
I was thinking more about multiple strikes to the back of the head by many men repeatedly.
You would not be able to hold on to the gorilla from behind.
 

kherg007

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If only it worked with women. Assuming I had the stamina. Which I don't.
From hard experience women would outperform men on this task. They will hang on to and pursue something from years ago and not let it go.
 
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Can he win in the UFC against the best, no, but can he do damage on the street, absolutely.
You think he could beat a regional MMA fighter?

Or anybody who's been training at Extreme Couture for more than a few years?
 

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You think he could beat a regional MMA fighter?
Would really depend on the fighter and keep in mind his age would work against him. If he were younger, he would do fine. He has studied many forms of martial arts at a very young age.

Or anybody who's been training at Extreme Couture for more than a few years?
Yeah, if he connects with those meat hooks, the two-year rookie would be in trouble.


Would you have called Eddy Hall to beat Mariusz so decisively?
 
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Nathan 88

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It depends, if you have 100 men who are organized and know what they’re doing they could defeat the gorilla.
If they all run in one at a time like they used to do in the old Bruce Lee movies 😂then they will surely get defeated.
 
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