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24...6th season finale

the_big_E

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All I can say is that mercifully this crap season is finally over.

Worst season by far for the show as it all over the freakin place!
 

Smash

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I agree wit you bro.. I think the show hit its peak last season. Not much for Jack to save the world against now since he did the Nerve Gas, Nuc Bombs, Stopped a few world wars in between commercials and saved the Pres ass at least 5 times. The dude never misses a target and NEVER EVER reloads. His % has to be 98% kill rate. I think Bauer can just throw a handful of bullets at someone and kill them thats how good he is.lol

How else can he save are tails next season?

Oldie but a goodie.....


Fact
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
 

Smash

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cont.......

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is
because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ffing hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you
masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says
something then you better ffing do it.

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times.
What the ff have you done with your life?

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up
the location of the egg.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.

If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is
supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
 

civic82

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Don't know what to say......

the_big_E said:
All I can say is that mercifully this crap season is finally over.

Worst season by far for the show as it all over the freakin place!
I've said to myself that I will never say anything bad about this show. Then again, with the exception of S2, this may be the 2nd worst season if I have to put a rating on it.
If you look at all 6 seasons in a whole, this "portion" of the time may be going at a downhill but things don't always go uphill. Then again, I am a die-hard 24fan and I can be a little biased at times. I guess we were all expecting or maybe I was expecting S6 to be how Jack is saved from China with Kim, her hottie daughter returning to CTU. Fun begins with the time difference and all that. It never happeened. The producers tried to get Jack to re-iterate his times in China but it's hard to re-live what Jack has endure for the past 20 months in just one day. I can understand.
It may be going downhill but it's just like the end of S4. When Jack was walking down that railway, we all wondered what's going to happened and S5 turned out to be the best season ever. So I think it's appropriate to end the season quietly. We will not look forward to what will happen in S7, but rather how it will unfold when January 2008 comes.
What to expect? Let's see........ Philip Bauer may not be dead. Will we see a little romance with Doyle and Nadia? How about Audrey and Jack with the addition of Marilyn? Will she be back? Could Josh be Jack's son? There's always a possibility that Kim will be back and I am sure everybody wants that!
24........I will be waiting for you.....I just hope there're 3 seasons of 24 in a year.
 

scouser1

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the scary thing is this show has been renewed for at least 2 more seasons, so 2 more years of Jack fighting some sort of Arabic/Islamic guys that hate the U.S. and the writers on the show actually admitted for the first time that they wrote this season on the fly, as the season progressed not an entire season from the beginning.

and no not everyone wants Kim back, some of us do find her typical Hollywood manufactured blondeness boring
 

dj1470

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scouser1 said:
so 2 more years of Jack fighting some sort of Arabic/Islamic guys that hate the U.S.
I thought this year the bad guys were the Russians? I know there was a token Arab guy but he died like 10 episodes ago and it was the Russians who were the puppetmasters. And I believe, at least, one season was all about Mexican drugrunners.

scouser1 said:
and the writers on the show actually admitted for the first time that they wrote this season on the fly
Same thing is happening with "Lost". Another good interesting show going extinct. I am truly convinced they make it up as they go.
 

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What I'd like to know is how much they paid Kim Raver (Audrey) to lie there with her eyes closed? I kept waiting for Jack to wake her with a kiss. I should probably make a joke about it being her best acting yet, but I'll be kind.
 
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