25 Things Women Wish Men Would Figure Out

[youngent]

Something I found on netscape

1. Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex doesn't count.
2. When we ask you how we look, "fine" is not an appropriate answer.
3. We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number.
4. We fantasize. But it's usually about you.
5. We love it when you email us at work.
6. No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off.
7. Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS.
8. Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to.
9. We will leave you if you lie to us.
10. We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!
11. We love when you hold our hands.
12. We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes.
13. We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
14. If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere.
15. Don't talk about your ex. Ever.
16. We like porn, too.
17. We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything.
18. We let you fix things.
19. You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, shaving, or holding a baby.
20. We've faked it.
21. Groping and foreplay are not the same thing.
22. While we're on the subject: more foreplay!
23. If we're not having sex it's because: we feel fat; we don't feel very close to you, or we are punishing you for not doing something our way.
24. We're afraid to meet your mother.
25. We think you should have already known all this stuff.

Any comments, additions ?

 

[Svend]

Each woman has a different switch and serial number.
I doubt they could agree on most of these 25.

 

[stinkynuts]

Only a handful of those are applicable to most women, the rest are specific to you.

 

[Bboy]

shaving?

 

[Morgan Ellis]

#26 - we care more about the length and skill of your tongue than we do the size of your c*ck

#27 - shaved balls = balls that spend more time in our mouths

 

[Esco!]

Women

 

[great bear]

Stopped you in your tracks!

 

[Esco!]

There's an old saying:

Son: "Father, when will I be wise"????
Father: "When you understand women, son"

 

[great bear]

Dekes to the left.

 

[auto doctor]

Hum..............

**Now i have a reason to have my balls shaved and waxed**

 

[EchoXXX]

I agree with some of them...but not all of them. Every woman is different.

 

[Svend]

Vive la difference!

 

[Mufflicker]

... Every woman is different.

Most importantly you need to figure out her list. Especially those things that are on it that even she dosen't relize are important to her.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Hum..............

**Now i have a reason to have my balls shaved and waxed**

If you give your balls the 'Dave Chappelle' treatment, women will worship you like a God.*

</not really>

ps: you have to have watched his most recent special to get this reference..

 

[sweetiepie]

25 things

I happen to agree with all 25. I'd have to add my own #26 - MSN is not a replacement for conversation in a serious relationship.

 

[spatial_k]

Or vice versa....

1. Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex counts.
2. When you ask me how you look and I say "fine," I mean you look fine. Stop asking.
3. Stop obsessing over whether I call. Why don't you call me if you want to talk to me that bad?
4. We fantasize. About you, about Britney, about the woman on the subway.
5. We love it when you email us at work. With naked photo attachments.
6. If we seem cool about it, we're cool about it. Simple huh?
7. Don't patronize us by talking baby talk when we're upset.
8. Don't ever tell us what to do, even when you think we're asking you to.
9. Women lie too. Stop acting like men corner the market in deception.
10. We're very impressed by women who take the lead. YOU want to buy ME a drink?!?
11. We love when you hold our balls.
12. We need to hear how good we are in bed. Tell us now, and again, and again.
13. We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
14. If you don't feel loved, maybe you should look elsewhere.
15. Don't talk about your ex. Ever. Unless it was a chick and you two had naked pillow fights.
16. If you like porn too, prove it by not throwing away my stash.
17. We forget everything. Sorry.
18. What?
19. You're sexiest when you're: naked or clothed. But mostly naked.
20. We don't know when you fake it.. Hey, whatever you need to do.
21. "A blowjob" and "a few cursory licks" are not the same thing.
22. While we're on the subject: we need foreplay too!
23. If we're not having sex it's because: we're dead.
24. We're afraid to meet your mother.
25. We think you should have already known all this stuff.

 

[tboy]

This may be generalizing but the 25 do apply to all women at some point. The only problem is on each of the 25 items, whether they apply, do not apply, or kindofsorta apply change with each woman almost continuously.

For eg: we may look sexiest shaving/driving/sweating right now....10 minutes from now it may turn her RIGHT off.....what works today, may or may not work tomorrow.

 

[Marla]

1. Saying "I love you" before, during or after sex counts.
2. When you ask me how you look and I say "fine," I mean you look fine. Stop asking.
3. Stop obsessing over whether I call. Why don't you call me if you want to talk to me that bad?
4. We fantasize. About you, about Britney, about the woman on the subway.
5. We love it when you email us at work. With naked photo attachments.
6. If we seem cool about it, we're cool about it. Simple huh?
7. Don't patronize us by talking baby talk when we're upset.
8. Don't ever tell us what to do, even when you think we're asking you to.
9. Women lie too. Stop acting like men corner the market in deception.
10. We're very impressed by women who take the lead. YOU want to buy ME a drink?!?
11. We love when you hold our balls.
12. We need to hear how good we are in bed. Tell us now, and again, and again.
13. We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.
14. If you don't feel loved, maybe you should look elsewhere.
15. Don't talk about your ex. Ever. Unless it was a chick and you two had naked pillow fights.
16. If you like porn too, prove it by not throwing away my stash.
17. We forget everything. Sorry.
18. What?
19. You're sexiest when you're: naked or clothed. But mostly naked.
20. We don't know when you fake it.. Hey, whatever you need to do.
21. "A blowjob" and "a few cursory licks" are not the same thing.
22. While we're on the subject: we need foreplay too!
23. If we're not having sex it's because: we're dead.
24. We're afraid to meet your mother.
25. We think you should have already known all this stuff.

The first 25 are bang on; the only thing being sometimes we just feel off and don't know which of the 25 are actually bothering us. The 2nd 25 are cute but a reaction to our's. Cum up with your own what men really want.
http.//theredzone.com/toronto/lusty

 

[Marla]

The first 25 are bang on; the only thing being sometimes we just feel off and don't know which of the 25 are actually bothering us. The 2nd 25 are cute but a reaction to our's. Cum up with your own what men really want.
http.//theredzone.com/toronto/lusty

www.theredzone.com/toronto/lusty

 

[sarasota]

Any comments, additions ?

Yes. It's a list developed by high maintenance gals. It's all about what they want their man to be and what he should do for them. It says nothing about what they will do for him or if they truly do care for him.

It goes without saying that a man should make sure the wom(a)en he spends time with feel appreciated, safe, and loved. It's one of the joys of being a man. But if he can't, he should move on or she should tell him to move on. I would head for hills if a woman I was getting to know took a strong interest in such a list. It would just be a tiring and depressing experience.

Simply because they are from the other side of the fence, I find spatial_k's comments funny .