5 Celebrities We Hope Never Have A Sex Tape

[calloway]

Five pretty good choices. Who's on your list?

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[lusciouslin33]

Don Cherry
Dr. Phil
Mick Jagger
Bea Arthur
Ted Nugent



Okay, now I have some vomit in the back of my mouth for thinking this long about it.
Thanks.

 

[Vixens]

How about,
Jack Lemmon
Michael Jackson
Dame Judy Dench
Leonard Nimoy
Lyle Lovett

I'm actually surprised how quickly I thought of that....eeewwww.

Steph
416-966-6966

 

[WhaWhaWha]

1. Jack Black
2. Kelly Osbourne
3. Carrot Top
4. Courtney Love
5. Michael jackson

 

[Vixens]

Pauly Shore-buuud-dy!!!!!

Cheers,
Steph
416-966-6966

 

[stinkynuts]

2.Rosie O'Donnell
1.Richard Simmons

 

[hunter001]

Larry King.

 

[elmufdvr]

rosey
Kelsey gramer
that fat xxxx from the view ( ok any of the xxxxs from the view)
david letterman
Howard stern
arti lange

 

[RTRD]

Man...

4. Courtney Love

...again I am forced to wonder...am I the only guy in the world who thinks Courtney Love is hot in her own terribly tragic way?

You gotta figure she is just a total nut job animal in bed at least, right?

I just find it so easy to imagine getting totally caught up in some sort of unhealthy co dependent dark implosion of a relationship with her...boozing and drugging ("nothing stronger than weed for me, but thanks anyway Courtney") and fucking and binge shopping until we were both just useless puddles of humanity.

Live fast, die young, stay pretty...

 

[Mongrel4u]

1) Whoopie Goldberg
2) Bea Arthur

 

[plunker]

I disagree with the original list. Bob Barker? That dude has had crazy sex. He scored a double team with two of his models. I would pay to see that. That's like saying you wouldn't want to see Hugh Hefner get it on with 8 of his playmates. And Oprah? Please, who hasn't fantasized about her and Martha Stewart together in a pool of KY jelly.

I think Rosie is at the top of everyones list. But I would also add Sisco Addler (did you see those nuts on the internet?) and Rush Limbaugh.

 

[ig-88]

George Wendt
Camryn Manheim
Roseanne Barr
Andy Dick
Sanjaya

 

[trisket]

Jean Chretien
Mason Reese
Pee Wee Herman
Stephen Hawking
Rex Murphy

 

[truely-appalled]

At this point, Jenna jameson.

 

[kramer]

I've got two sets of five:

1. Hillary Clinton
2. Osama Bin Laden
3. Roger Moore
4. "Weird Al" Yankovic
5. Roseanne Barr (Arnold)

1. Martha Stewart
2. Boy George
3. Linda Tripp
4. Fabio
5. Gary Glitter

 

[LancsLad]

...again I am forced to wonder...am I the only guy in the world who thinks Courtney Love is hot in her own terrible tragic way?

You gotta figure she is just a total nut job animal in bed at least, right?

I just find it so easy to imagine getting totally caught up in some sort of unhealthy co dependent dark implosion of a relationship with her...boozing and drugging ("nothing stronger than weed for me, but thanks anyway Courtney") and fucking and binge shopping until we were both just useless puddles of humanity.

Live fast, die young, stay pretty...

No you're not. I'd do her.

But I have serious hounddog issues.

 

[LancsLad]

A Dr. Ruth sex tape would likely blind people.

 

[hunter001]

Micheal Moore

 

[LancsLad]

Tipper Gore.

I wonder if she would insist on a ratings warning.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

I can't believe no one has mentioned Janet Reno yet.

Man. That is one ugly dude!