A little assistance

[TheFrenchMaid]

I have very recently been removed to Canada from France and require assitance in locating the following.

1)A party planning service to ensure my employer\'s spring function is a success.


2)A higher end house hold goods store for items like a good feather duster etc.


P.S. If some one could put me in contact with The Butler, Im sure these question could be answered

 

[LancsLad]

You really shouldn't be here.

This is all wrong, I ordered a custom made french tickler.

If only those snail eaters could understand English.

 

[TheFrenchMaid]

You really shouldn\'t be here.

This is all wrong, I ordered a custom made french tickler.

If only those snail eaters could understand English.

Monsieur Lancs Lad, as perhaps you may not comprehend, you need something to be tickled to be ticklish? Non?

 

[Esco!]

If only those snail eaters could understand English.

Ha ha ha
You racist bastard!!!!!

 

[TheFrenchMaid]

You best \'get with le program\' as they say in Canada my dear and let your fingers do the walking!

Ah mon Petit Ami, Let\'s get started with the Spring Social . Master PH wants it labeled Spring Fling which wont do. What shall we do about him?

 

[papasmerf]

Shill

 

[TheFrenchMaid]

Shill

compère ? Pere au blue?

 

[LancsLad]

Monsieur Lancs Lad, as perhaps you may not comprehend, you need something to be tickled to be ticklish? Non?

PHNINE knows where my T-spot is.

 

[TheFrenchMaid]

Now I\\\'m confused here.... we have two french maids on terb.....ce qui la baise.....

devons-nous avoir un Martini?

Well Monsieur Sheik, I never kiss do the telling and never drink at the work. Perhaps some Moet afterwards might be arranged however if your legend approach the man

 

[TheFrenchMaid]

PHNINE knows where my T-spot is.

He tells me that your t-spot is the result of too much tea? Je ne comprends pas?

 

[French Maid]

Merde!

Monsieur PH.....did you give promises of promotion to la femme de nettoyage de toilettes?

 

[LancsLad]

This is still Canada, cant we speak Canadian and then we'll all understand whats going on.

 

[TheFrenchMaid]

Merde!

Monsieur PH.....did you give promises of promotion to la femme de nettoyage de toilettes?

I am afraid your job has well gone down the ... pardon my english the toilette.

 

[Esco!]

I could arrange for Moet in my lap but personally I prefer Crystal

Thats because Moet is in my lap and Crystal is the best you can do


*runs for his life*

 

[TheFrenchMaid]

I could arrange for Moet in my lap but personally I prefer Crystal

Tee hee surely you meant Cristal

 

[Esco!]

Sticks out his foot and trips Esco!

Oh! Excusez moi

You wanna dance big boy?????????????????

*assumes karate position*

 

[Esco!]

Very funny Sheik.....ha ha....hhmmmm...I'll get even with you big boy!!!

 

[LancsLad]

I can assure you that our "French Maid" is quite secure in her current positions. You, on the other hand, my dear, seem to be a flash in the pantry.

I saw the flash of panty.

 

[Esco!]

I saw the flash of panty.

Blah...................blah.....................blah

BTW...did you know Sheik called you a Nappy-headed Ho ????????

He did...............on national TV

Are you gonna sit there and take all that???????

From Sheik no less.......

 

[LancsLad]

Blah...................blah.....................blah

BTW...did you know Sheik called you a Nappy-headed Ho ????????

He did...............on national TV

Are you gonna sit there and take all that???????

From Sheik no less.......

I really don't worry much about that towel headed camel jockey. He's usually too busy filling his " ship of the desert with ....".

He tried it with his Harley but burned his pitiful little willy on the "tailpipe"