A Terbite walks into.........

[seth gecko]

....the psychiatrist's office and sees that the doctor is an attractive woman. The Doctor asks "So, why do you feel you need a psychiatrist?", and the guy, becoming very embarassed, stammers out "well, gee, you know, I think I might be, like, you know, addicted to TERB". "Well, what is TERB", asks the doctor, and the guy responds "it's like, you know, a website where we, like, go to post opinions on, like, sex, and strippers, and massage parlours and escorts and such". The doctor tells the guy "Well, any addiction can be treated, and I think you'd really benefit from therapy...I must advise you it's $85 per hour.
Without missing a beat, the guy asks "How much for the entire evening?"

 

[LancsLad]

A TERBITE walks into a bar, and......................

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........................................... hurts his forehead.

 

[lasslicker]

A terbite goes into The Lounge and asks for a "double entendre". So LancsLad gave him one

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Farking anti Terbites!

 

[Berlin]

Que ?

 

[MarkII]

....the psychiatrist's office and sees that the doctor is an attractive woman. The Doctor asks "So, why do you feel you need a psychiatrist?", and the guy, becoming very embarassed, stammers out "well, gee, you know, I think I might be, like, you know, addicted to TERB". "Well, what is TERB", asks the doctor, and the guy responds "it's like, you know, a website where we, like, go to post opinions on, like, sex, and strippers, and massage parlours and escorts and such". The doctor tells the guy "Well, any addiction can be treated, and I think you'd really benefit from therapy...I must advise you it's $85 per hour.
Without missing a beat, the guy asks "How much for the entire evening?"

well done!

 

[MuffinMuncher]

The doctor tells the guy "Well, any addiction can be treated, and I think you'd really benefit from therapy...I must advise you it's $85 per hour.

Without missing a beat the guys says, "but I'm one of the moderators, dont I get a freebie?"

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

A terbite was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of me life; and I will give up SC's, MP's and SP's"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared. The terbite looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

 

[elmufdvr]

A terbite was walking down the street in a sweat because he had just left an important meeting. He was heading home quickly because he was late..... ..He had noticed someone looking for a parking spot......got in his car and drove off in a hurry...

 

[Fabulous]

....the psychiatrist's office and sees that the doctor is an attractive woman. .....I think you'd really benefit from therapy...I must advise you it's $85 per hour.
Without missing a beat, the guy asks "How much for the entire evening?"

square women are so stupid and cheap

 

[Dash]

Quote:
Originally Posted by seth gecko
The doctor tells the guy "Well, any addiction can be treated, and I think you'd really benefit from therapy...I must advise you it's $85 per hour.

Without missing a beat the guy says, "but I'm one of the moderators, didnt I see your advertisement as an incall SP on TERB for $60 per hour, including BBBJ with submissive services"?

 

[LancsLad]

A terbite goes into The Lounge and asks for a "double entendre". So LancsLad gave him one

As I said earlier, " Rectum, damn near killed 'em"