According to a recent study, people will believe anything you say if you say it is from "a recent study".
According to a recent study...
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scientists make up the numbers as they go so they can take extra long lunch breaks.
and will then publish a study claiming that 100% of scientists takes strictly an hour for lunch break every day.
and will then publish a study claiming that 100% of scientists takes strictly an hour for lunch break every day.
Some of the knowledge I gained from many recent studies over the years:
Coffee is good for your health.
Coffee is bad for your health.
Garlic lowers your cholesteral level.
Garlic has no effect on your cholesterol level.
Vitamin E is essential for for anti-aging, prevention of heart
disease, cancer etc.
Regular intake of vitamin E shows no improvement of cardiovascular health.
Half of the male population will experience homosexual feelings at some points in life.
3 out of 5 female will be sexually harassed at least once in their lifetime.
Elderly could enjoy sex as much as when they were 50 years younger.
Geeks were the new sex symbol.
Coffee is good for your health.
Coffee is bad for your health.
Garlic lowers your cholesteral level.
Garlic has no effect on your cholesterol level.
Vitamin E is essential for for anti-aging, prevention of heart
disease, cancer etc.
Regular intake of vitamin E shows no improvement of cardiovascular health.
Half of the male population will experience homosexual feelings at some points in life.
3 out of 5 female will be sexually harassed at least once in their lifetime.
Elderly could enjoy sex as much as when they were 50 years younger.
Geeks were the new sex symbol.
That is just ridiculous!
Everyone knows that Benjamin Franklin was the inventor of his time, so he would have been the one to have said something like that. I will have to check the reports of "recent studies" from the 1700's.
Edit: all I found so far was Franklin telling someone to go fly a kite.
According to a recent study, 93% of people who fly kites are unaware of Benjamin Franklin's experiment.
According to a recent study, 87% of people who have heard of Benjamin Franklin's experiment confused it with those of Dr. Frankenstein.
