Accountant for Escorts?

[Vanessa Valentine]

I'm looking for an accountant. Can any ladies recommend an accountant and or tax lawyer who is escort friendly (meaning I can tell them what I do for a living, etc)?

Thank you in advance!

Vanessa

 

[Cosine]

Vanessa, I assume you will be providing receipts and charging GST? That would be sweet! Has anyone here ever tried writing off an SP session??

 

[dudelove]

Hmm....any " executive" discount for the session to the tax lawyer and accountants

Nah, this would fundamentally violate conficts of interest. Keep dreaming.

BTW, any SP needs financial adviser to invest their money in Kosher?

 

[duMaurierguy]

Miss V, it would be important to pick an accountant that comes highly recommended from someone you trust. A good accountant is worth his weight in gold. Do keep in mind that unlike a lawyer, an accountant would have to disclose your personal information if Revenue Canada comes knocking. Do keep that in mind. This is why it is important to pick the right one that 'understands' you and will keep you best interests in mind. Good luck.

 

[Snake Pliskin]

Hmmmmm....How long does it take to become an accountant?

(considering career change)

 

[drlove]

...Has anyone here ever tried writing off an SP session??

I tried once through my credit card's travel insurance policy when my flight got cancelled. The good news is that they were willing to grant me an "entertainment allowance" for the evening. The bad news, however as I soon found out was that it could only be used for a ticketed event, and an official receipt had to be submitted.

Ahhh well, I gave it my best shot!

 

[joebear]

I believe you only have 2 kicks at the cat for passing the exams ? is that not true ?

 

[train]

For the CA (Chartered Accountant), you must complete the process within five years. The provincial exams are fairly easy (only four hours each). It's the national exam that screws people up. It is a comprehensive, test-everything exam that lasts for three days (or, when I did it, four days)

The degree of difficulty on the provincial qualifications to write the national exams varies from Province to Province . No offense to the CMA's but I would go with a CAwith an active personal and small business practice for tax advice.

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Thank you!

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

By the way ladies: Ramona (formerly Aurora) here on Terb is CGA and is happy to assist any sp's with completing their tax return. Her rate is $30 per hour.

 

[kooley]

Her rate is $30 per hour.

is this msog??

 

[Bush League]

BTW, I don't know if the rules are the same over there, but even if the IRS finds you gained income from an illegal activity, they can not disclose this to law enforcement. Additionally, the IRS actually has a form to disclose income from illegal activities. If Capone only knew.

BL