ADD jokes - punch lines only.

[bobistheowl]

For those with short attention spans who want the laugh, but don't have time for the lead in:

The gynecologist?
No, the guy she went to college with.

This one looks like yours, lady. She hit me with a five iron.

One snatches watches.

 

[wop]

...."and I didn't ask for a 12" pianist either!"

 

[stang]

... a bag of chips and a coke.

 

[LancsLad]

.... are cunning runts.

 

[lasslicker]

Well captain, you told me to keep the cockpit clean!

 

[amber-jade]

i said ''ping pong balls'' NOT ''king kongs balls''




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[Mozo]

if we could find the keys to my car, we could drive out...

 

[Rigel7]

I said to prick the boil

 

[stinkynuts]

Don't cry it's only a joke.

 

[bobistheowl]

Your weekend's fucked, you might as well cut the grass.

 

[PHNINE]

...to get to the other side.

...why the long face?

...chicken butt.

 

[Never Compromised]

both have black boxes

 

[bobistheowl]

One shucks between fits.

He likes to drink, he can't handle it, and a night on the town can last for six months.

Kendall.

 

[tboy]

I said give him two test TICKLES!!!! hey look, a shiney new quarter.....

 

[The Fruity Hare]

... and then Esco said "Fuck you, I'm drunk"

 

[LancsLad]

"We book this one here on a break and enter, and that one over there for leaving the scene of an accident"

 

[drrogers]

"You want me to put what? where?"

 

[elmufdvr]

michal jakson ( how ever you spell that f#ck's name)

 

[Meesh]

"That's all you do? Bird imitations?"

 

[y2kmark]

How about...

I rang the doorbell didn't I?

Don't know, I never did find the head.

That's a pretty big word for a 7 year old!