F Fighting_Amish Well-known member Dec 17, 2006 1,288 4,385 113 The Big Smoke Feb 3, 2008 #21 ...they're called The Aristocrats.
1 1HandInMyPocket Unoffical Capital One rep Mar 2, 2002 1,564 0 36 Mirror Universe Feb 3, 2008 #22 yup, he got a hole in Juan
L LateComer Better Late than Never Nov 8, 2002 1,754 3 38 Feb 3, 2008 #24 50 bucks - same as in town.
H HafDun Member Jan 15, 2004 759 0 16 Feb 3, 2008 #25 The rooster says to the farmer "quiet, I think one of those buzzards is about to land"
B bobistheowl New member Jul 12, 2003 4,403 4 0 Toronto Feb 3, 2008 #26 Joe! The dead one's full again!
B bobistheowl New member Jul 12, 2003 4,403 4 0 Toronto Feb 4, 2008 #27 And that's why, to this day, officers in the French army wear brown coloured uniforms.
N nautilus Throbbing Member Apr 23, 2003 2,231 0 36 In exile from Madisen! Feb 4, 2008 #28 ...and the doctor said "If that's my thermometer, where did I leave my pen?"
A a 1 player Smells like manly roses. Feb 24, 2004 9,722 9 0 on your girlfriend Feb 4, 2008 #29 I want to be eaten like it says in the story.
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #30 18 and one.........
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #32 I only have to runfaster than you.
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #33 Ok who cut the cheese?
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #34 every time I open a can of tuna it reminds me of my ex wife
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #35 and that is why assholes are the boss
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #36 if I could do that do you think I would ever leave the house?
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #37 Ah hell I can do that myself
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #38 he got an erection and snaped his neck
P papasmerf New member Oct 22, 2002 26,530 0 0 42.55.65N 78.43.73W Feb 4, 2008 #39 I said Great Beer not Great Bear