I am fairly sure his mom was a TOronto VisitorLancsLad said:That I'm okay with ,so long as Goobers Mom isnt GB's as well. Naughty Esco!!
Am I gonna die or what??
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LMAO, Cat Food, didn't you notice any smell to it? You ARE going to Die, but not just Yet, LMAO. The cat food was probably healthier than the junk food you were looking for anyway, still LMAO!!!!
Ahhh Esco, it's folks like you that kept me employed for 20 years in the Energency Medical field. I used to always say" if it wasn't for stupid or drunk, I'd be out of a job"
In all seriousness, commercial cat food is high in protein and fibre and I have known many patients that lived on it for a long time (due to it's cheap cost), it's probably healthier than Taco Bell or KFC. Wash it down witha beer or two and you will be purring along nicely
PS the urge to lick yourself will wear off in a day or two lol
In all seriousness, commercial cat food is high in protein and fibre and I have known many patients that lived on it for a long time (due to it's cheap cost), it's probably healthier than Taco Bell or KFC. Wash it down witha beer or two and you will be purring along nicely
PS the urge to lick yourself will wear off in a day or two lol
You wont die any sooner than normal.
In fact you may live longer if you continue this Nine Lives diet.
If you get the urge to take a dump in a box of sand and then cover it up, I would advise you not to do so.
The sand gets caught between your toes
In fact you may live longer if you continue this Nine Lives diet.
If you get the urge to take a dump in a box of sand and then cover it up, I would advise you not to do so.
The sand gets caught between your toes
I've never heard of anyone getting sick from cat food but I don't think I'd personally recommend it as a dietary staple. Many pet foods contain source material that isn't even fit for selling as hotdogs. And there is a reason that the phrase "not fit for human consumption" is occasionally used (not necessarily for cat food): it doesn't mean it'll make you sick, but the inspections aren't going to be as stringent and the quality of the "cuts" isn't exactly Grade A.
Esco drink some water...
BTW Alcohol poisioning can happen even if you are an experienced drinker or a first-timer, or whether you drink a lot or a little. It can happen any time. An extended stomache is a sign of extreme dehydration. Extreme dehydration is a symptom of excessive alcohol consumption. I am no dr. so please don't take this as a 'dr session' (though I would love to play dr. with you...LOL)
Catherine
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ESCO the alcohol will kill you faster then cat food. Before my youngest I was a IFCW. (Intensive Child and Family Worker). Basically a fancy name for the workers that worked along side the CAS/Social Services. I have seen a lot (which is why I haven't gone back [burn-out]). A case that specifically comes to mind was of an alcoholic mother of 2 who lived solely off of cat/dog food so she can drink (she was on welfare). She lost her kids to CAS, but they were in perfect health (physically) and were placed in foster care. Who knows how long these kids lived of this crap, but they didn't die, nor did she.multiman said:
BTW Alcohol poisioning can happen even if you are an experienced drinker or a first-timer, or whether you drink a lot or a little. It can happen any time. An extended stomache is a sign of extreme dehydration. Extreme dehydration is a symptom of excessive alcohol consumption. I am no dr. so please don't take this as a 'dr session' (though I would love to play dr. with you...LOL)
Catherine
xoxoxoxox
Melcryptovestimentaphilia - Arousal to women's black underwearEsco! said:
I wear black 'u-knows'. LOL
Anywho, I am glad you are feeling better. And hey - No more experiments.... unless of course it is with us girls.
LOL
Catherine
xoxoxoxox
Catherine said:
As I am the sole heir in Esco's will I sugggest he does not head this advise.......How bout it Esco what say I buy you a beer?
ROFLMAO!!!!!! I once ate a milkbone?(what I was like three)Esco! said:
pictures esco at AA meeting giving up booze because he has new found addiction to cat food....you so gonna die Esco!!!
When i was in High School it was the fad to eat Milkbones........Of course when you smoked an ounce a week you would eat most anything that went wel with beer.longlegs12 said:
Was it Iams or something else? If it's iams, you are okay. If not then you are going to die for sure. Eat fish food to neutralize the toxin and stay away from pussies for a awhile.Esco! said:So anywho, I drank too much last night, then I had no snacks in the house so I went next door to my neighbours condo, she wasnt home though, and I raided her fridge...(or whatever she had refrigerated in a container)
Turns out it was catfood that I ate
Now I dont feel so good
And my vein has a blueish, greenish tint, not sure if thats related or not
My stomach feels.......uhm...bloated and yet kinda OK at the same time
Make sense???
Should I go to the ER or am I gonna be OK???
papasmerf said:
Just perching are you, no need to carp on about cashing in cod it could be awhile.
It cod be but I am feed him a steady supply of PUSSER RUM http://www.pussers.com/rum/LancsLad said:
papasmerf said:
I bought a bottle in the Southern Carib. over Christmas and am saving it for summer. Never tried it before, not being a naval type and all.
