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Anal sex : How difficult was your first entry? Good experiences? Bad experiences?

mojak

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I tried maybe about 10 times before I was able to make entry. Sometimes I would use to much lube and the sausage was sliding all over the place and sometimes entry was just not possible. My first successful entry I just slid it right in and it was only the last inch where I got a gasp from the lady. Slow gentle humping is the way to go, no too many girls like it when you make the wop wop noise like in the porn films. There were a few times where there should have been an ocupado sign on her ass before I made entry. What are your experiences like?
HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!
You should be writing for SNL! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks! Needed that!
"Wop-wop!"
 

mojak

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It was painful. I almost cried and the SP apologized to me.
My cock felt like it was being strangled. Very painful.

But later I tried again with another provider who knew how to lube up properly, it was ok.
Wait! Wild Wiglin Willie...
Sorry, but this may even be funnier than yours! OMG! You guys are HILARIOUS all up in here!
 

mojak

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NEVER read a post on ANY that cracked me up so much that i couldn't make all the way even through the 1st page! My stomach is killing me from laughter!

One last thing...
I remember watching 20/20 over 15 yrs ago and they were saying that anal sex among teenagers and young'uns was through the roof at that time. The kiddies believed that they could still be virgins on their wedding nights if they only had sex in their poopers when in high school/grade school ...

All of a sudden I ain't laughing so much! Just realized that these friggin idiots are now adults, and some are probably our leaders in office, power, rule...
 

mojak

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NEVER read a post on ANY that cracked me up so much that i couldn't make all the way even through the 1st page! My stomach is killing me from laughter!

One last thing...
I remember watching 20/20 over 15 yrs ago and they were saying that anal sex among teenagers and young'uns was through the roof at that time. The kiddies believed that they could still be virgins on their wedding nights if they only had sex in their poopers when in high school/grade school ...

All of a sudden I ain't laughing so much! Just realized that these friggin idiots are now adults, and some are probably our leaders in office, power, rule...
 

foxxxy lady

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NEVER read a post on ANY that cracked me up so much that i couldn't make all the way even through the 1st page! My stomach is killing me from laughter!

One last thing...
I remember watching 20/20 over 15 yrs ago and they were saying that anal sex among teenagers and young'uns was through the roof at that time. The kiddies believed that they could still be virgins on their wedding nights if they only had sex in their poopers when in high school/grade school ...

All of a sudden I ain't laughing so much! Just realized that these friggin idiots are now adults, and some are probably our leaders in office, power, rule...

Just like in ancient Greece and Rome:wink:not much has change has it

xo amber
 

chris123

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High school GF who was a rich kid, impeccably raised by well to do parents.
Also a total sex machine, wore stockings and a garter belt under her uniform when prompted. This would be the equivalent of the old Grade 13 BTW.

She shyly brought it up one afternoon when her parents weren't home. I know I'd never done it and I'm 99.9% sure she hadn't. I think we found some baby oil for lube.
Went very well surprisingly. Always loved the fact she suggested it.
 

Dougal Short

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not all guys sir, however I have met a few who are uncomfortable with the ass, I am not saying all men,(or you), trust me when the pie is in the sky, they are all good with it, just my experience . I cannot speak for all the sober civilians (im an escort not a cop) out there, however being sober and a civilian myself I love it
LOL... I fear my sarcasm was missed! I only meant that should a fella mind himself in "the Greek Isles" with you, I think it rather unlikely he would snap to his senses and think he was "going gay". Based only on your photos, as we haven't met, I can't imagine any circumstances where anyone would mistake you for a guy... ;)
 

bobistheowl

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...One last thing...
I remember watching 20/20 over 15 yrs ago and they were saying that anal sex among teenagers and young'uns was through the roof at that time. The kiddies believed that they could still be virgins on their wedding nights if they only had sex in their poopers when in high school/grade school ...

All of a sudden I ain't laughing so much! Just realized that these friggin idiots are now adults, and some are probably our leaders in office, power, rule...
If that show was on fifteen years ago, and they were kids then, they'd be late twenties/ early thirties now, so probably they are now working as unpaid interns, at The Gap or Starbuck's, as Escorts, or Lady Gaga.
 

spankingman

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Ive always been intrigued by guys who want anal sex from their female partner but are paranoid when it comes to guys having anal sex. Guess you could say its good for being the giver but not being the receiver.
 

foxxxy lady

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LOL... I fear my sarcasm was missed! I only meant that should a fella mind himself in "the Greek Isles" with you, I think it rather unlikely he would snap to his senses and think he was "going gay". Based only on your photos, as we haven't met, I can't imagine any circumstances where anyone would mistake you for a guy... ;)

I think u are missing my point some guys feel that anal makes them gay, due to brainwashing and misinformed information about sex. Some guys don't even know their G-spot is in there ass and are very uncomfortable even with a female going near it. Lol no one has mistaken me for a boy, however maybe u should book an appointment and see that what u see in the pics is what u get, google amber reviews, pic's are real, but I am a better housekeeper now if you want I can bend over the sink with my panties around my ankles and pretend to do dishes

xo amber
 

foxxxy lady

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Ive always been intrigued by guys who want anal sex from their female partner but are paranoid when it comes to guys having anal sex. Guess you could say its good for being the giver but not being the receiver.
I had a duo partner and we were getting all kinds of requests for strap on's her client gave us one each for Christmas(he is not into it), but he is a great guy and he got some great shots of us wearing it and I had fun answering the door topless with it on for the pizza guy lol., That was all we really got out of it because when prepared for a good pegging session the guys stopped requesting. I guess the ones calling were kidding around or scared, who knows, but I burnt the tip with my curling iron so it is out of commission

xo amber
 

peter4025

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foxxxy lady;4894642but I am a better housekeeper now if you want I can bend over the sink with my panties around my ankles and pretend to do dishes xo amber[/QUOTE said:
That would be amazing :)
 
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