And You Thought You Had Bad Bar Bill!

[Trelew]

This is for those who has ever had a unbelievably high bill after a night at a SC. This is nothing compared to what Christian Slater came up with after a night of partying at London SC. He was reportedly handed a $20,000 lap dancing bill!

A source told Britian's Daily Mirror "Slater racked up a really heft bill. It came to around $20,000. Perhaps lap dances are cheaper in America because he wasn't too happy coughing up the cash." It was reported that he was in a private room with 6 dancers during the course of the night.

Can we say ouch?!

 

[gala]

I guess he has more money than he knows what to do with.

 

[Drunken Master]

20 dollars a dance. (Assuming it's not 20,000 pounds, and assuming the rates there are comparable to the rates here.)

20,000 dollars = 1000 dances.

Dances are approx. 5 minutes long.

So, 12 dances in an hour.

1000 dances = 83 hours.

83 hours = 3.5 days

3 and a half days of straight lap-dancing.

Frankly, I'd be sore.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

...so would she.

 

[Drunken Master]

83 hours divided by 6 dancers = just under 14 hours...

Private rooms usually charge around $100 to $500 an hour and that would be included in that bill.

I gotta ask - why six dancers?

I mean, a man's only got one lap......

 

[i_am_good]

and...

I gotta ask - why six dancers?

I mean, a man's only got one lap......

...two hands - so that accounts for three...

Two lines!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

and a cock....

They let you bring poultry into strip clubs in the UK?

Cool.

 

[Trelew]

Remind not to hit any of the SC clubs when I'm over the pond then

 

[healer677]

That is just ridiculous!

It doesn't really matter how much money you have, thats a hefty bundle. And contrary to popular belief, people with money usually keep much better track of their spending and would probably realize that 20Gs is too much.

 

[RoadwarriorII]

Wonder if he gets a volume discount....