Antlerman's "Celeste"ial reviews ruined my birthday week!

[calman666]

Ok Antler, that's it! No more amazing reviews from you! I'm totally blaming the unfortunate series of events today on you!

Today was the big day. I was to be finishing my b-day week off with a bang with the wonderful celestial body from cupids. The timing couldn't have been more perfect. Out the door I left with plenty of time to do a couple of things before my 10am rendez-vous even leaving myself time to pick up special coffees for the cupid ladies. I have to admit I was quite excited after having read all of the great stuff about her and "professor Jillian." A quick check of the voicemail on my way into town graced me with Jillian's voice asking for what I thought was a quick confirmation call. I promptly returned her call figuring that I could not only confirm the appointment but her and the girls’ coffee order too. Suddenly, like an arrow through the heart, I heard the words that any hobbyist dreads to hear 1 hour prior to rendez-vous time. "Something has come up and Celeste is going to have to cancel." It got better... "A shorter appointment turned into a 9 hour appointment and it just doesn't make financial sense for her to keep your appointment!"

Now, being a business man I fully understand financial decisions and I fully understand that tough decisions need to be made on occasion. Shit happens! In no way is this meant to be a criticism of the I'm sure wonderful celestial body who graced our modest city but instead to give Antlerman shit for writing such great reviews! It is obvious what has happened here. This lucky, rich bastard who scooped me for my big bang to my bday celebrations obviously read Antlerman's review and just had to get in on the action. Who can blame him!

Thanks a lot Antlerman! Next time you write one of your great reviews think of me, and all those other poor bastards sitting in front of a bar kissing the ugly guy next to us wearing green who got cancelled on the last minute because of your great reviews!

Happy St. Patty’s Day!

LOL
No real hard feelings Antlerman!

 

[antlerman]

Thank you

Wow......
Like they say "bad publicity....is better than no publicity!!!"""
That is at least for my post.

I truly am sorry calman........really I am......so...next time I plan to do a review in my flavourful ways I will post a warning first so people can get their fair share of fun.......

Or...for a small fee I could delay my postsings till after they leave.....

All I can say is I am sorry you missed her..........and I promise not to rub it in...

 

[antlerman]

to the 9 hour man....

You selfish.....uncaring.......unthoughtful...greedy....lucky.....and now happy person you are........

9 hours with Celeste....mmmm....now that must ahve been a GFE time of any ones life.

Did you call the paramedics?
could you even walk.......did you even remeber your own name after?

 

[A-ROD]

Damn I thought I would come into this thread and see a good fight

 

[calman666]

Wait.

I say we wait to post reviews until after these fantastic girls leave town.

Once again without attacking the girls, it is too bad that with them in town for an entire 3 days one poor guy turning the big 3-0 couldn't get to see the amazing celestial beauty after having scheduled the appointment 2 days in advance! I guess the guys who can only afford 1 hour with girls don't have a chance when the big boys come out to play! Schedules are meant to be broken.

My mother once taught me that if I didn't have anything nice to say then I shouldn't say anything so I'll reserve my right to comment directly to the guy who spent the 9 hours with Celeste and left me drinking my dissapointment away with leprechauns celebrating St. Patty's day!

@#$%!#$^$#^!@^$#$^$%!@%$#!@!

 

[langeweile]

It got better... "A shorter appointment turned into a 9 hour appointment and it just doesn't make financial sense for her to keep your appointment!"

!

whatever happened to customer service???

 

[MeJack]

"Something has come up and Celeste is going to have to cancel." It got better... "A shorter appointment turned into a 9 hour appointment and it just doesn't make financial sense for her to keep your appointment!"

What a PATHETIC ATTITUDE. Do they have no concept how to conduct themselves in a business like manner?

 

[calman666]

No Comment

 

[oldphart]

Well, wasn't really full 9 hours. She needed some rest

In my dreams, of course.

 

[CUPID]

Before you paint me with such a bitter brush I suggest you please recall that I did say that I would more then make this up to you if you ever come to Toronto.
It was a 9 hour appointment that turned into a 24 hour appointment last night and at that point I tried contacting you but was unable to reach you until early this morning.
I am sorry that you are upset and I hope that you have a happy birthday.

Jillian

 

[calman666]

I'm not a painter!

Before you paint me with such a bitter brush I suggest you please recall that I did say that I would more then make this up to you if you ever come to Toronto.
It was a 9 hour appointment that turned into a 24 hour appointment last night and at that point I tried contacting you but was unable to reach you until early this morning.
I am sorry that you are upset and I hope that you have a happy birthday.

Jillian

The last thing I want to do is paint! I never was artistic in that way, in fact I remember my mother not even putting my kindergarten paintings up on the fridge because they weren't that great!

I prefer to stick to the facts and let artists do the painting. Forgive me if I'm wrong but I believe it is really up to the artists doing the painting to digest the facts and begin painting. It is then that their interpretation of the facts flows down their arms, through the chosen brush and onto the canvas. Which brush? I suppose the artists' interpretation of the facts dictates which brush is used. It is only once the artist has finished and hangs the painting on the wall for everyone to see that connoisseurs like you or I can enjoy and critique their creation. In fact some people make a living critiquing and enjoying artists’ works.

Very rarely does an artist interpret or explain their work. In fact I believe what makes art so attractive to so many is that once a work is completed and hung on the wall it can be interpreted in so many different ways. Fascinating really! Thousands of people can look at the same painting, painted with the same brush and leave with thousands of individual feelings and interpretations. And perhaps even more fascinating is that throughout all of the critiquing, the artists usually don’t stop to listen. Most quickly move on to creating their next masterpiece.

CALMAN

 

[Stacey_luvxxx]

Paint me a Picture!

The last thing I want to do is paint! I never was artistic in that way, in fact I remember my mother not even putting my kindergarten paintings up on the fridge because they weren't that great!

I prefer to stick to the facts and let artists do the painting. Forgive me if I'm wrong but I believe it is really up to the artists doing the painting to digest the facts and begin painting. It is then that their interpretation of the facts flows down their arms, through the chosen brush and onto the canvas. Which brush? I suppose the artists' interpretation of the facts dictates which brush is used. It is only once the artist has finished and hangs the painting on the wall for everyone to see that connoisseurs like you or I can enjoy and critique their creation. In fact some people make a living critiquing and enjoying artists’ works.

Very rarely does an artist interpret or explain their work. In fact I believe what makes art so attractive to so many is that once a work is completed and hung on the wall it can be interpreted in so many different ways. Fascinating really! Thousands of people can look at the same painting, painted with the same brush and leave with thousands of individual feelings and interpretations. And perhaps even more fascinating is that throughout all of the critiquing, the artists usually don’t stop to listen. Most quickly move on to creating their next masterpiece.

CALMAN

Would you be into body painting???????? I could offer mine as a canvas????

Anyways, Sorry Babe, having your heart set on something especially on special celebrations is a bummer..... god knows, How many guys I have messed up that way over the years with my unreliablility, but hey I keep trying to do better......

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CAL!!!!! You're a sweetheart!!!!

 

[twizzler2]

Don't need to be a painter - all the colouring has been done for you

It's quite simple, you had an appointment with cupid, a mutual promise. They broke it.

There are legitimate reasons for breaking it, illness, unexpected circumstances beyond your control like getting in a accident. None of these are the case here. By their own admission they simply broke their promise because they had a more lucrative offer.

I think a clear picture has been painted of where their ethics lay.

Imagine you're next in line at the butcher waiting to pay for your order. The store is closing and they can only take one more customer. The guy behind you has a dozen steaks you only have one. The person behind the counter decides to take the guy with the dozen steaks because it's a bigger order.

Would you find that acceptable as customer ? Would you ever go back to that butcher ? Do you think anyone could run a business that way in the real world for long ? What if they promised you a good deal if you come back as they brushed you out the door, would that be appropriate ?

The only reason anyone is entertaining the idea that this behaviour is acceptable is because we, as a community, don't hold escort agencies or escorts to that same ethical standards we would any other business. We're always on the look out for some sort of scam or deception. We expect it to some extent, so when we find ethics like this we're not surprised.

That's a shame because it keeps us all playing the stereo-typical roles that public opinion would have us play. It also makes it easier for customers to justify cancelling appointments at the last minute or not showing up. After all if you don't expect the person you made the appointment with to act ethically you're less likely to yourself. A lack of respect breeds a lack of respect.

Cupid: you might consider what you have done here in this light; Customers who still choose to do business with you don't do so becuase because they agree with your ethics, they simply don't expect ethical behaviour from you.

 

[gmuoo]

Unfortunately, things are like these sometimes in the fantasy world. At least they gave you a cancellation notice ... I have gone thru this kind of things way too many times and sometimes don't even get a cancellation notice ... it is part of the hobby experience whether we like it or not ... as long as they give you a cancellation notice in advance, just move on as I am sure you may some day do a last minute cancellation on a lady too (shit happens in life) ... Cupid was just too naive to tell you the real reason as opposed to just making up some better excuse to make you feel better (which was something they should have done!)

I should point out that the girls are sometimes as much to blame as the agency ... really the agency has very little control over their ladies most of the time ... but the ladies can't do this job for life so I don't really blame them if they want to make as much as they can in their short career in this hobby and move on ... no need to get hung up here as there are plenty of touring SPs around these days!

 

[VelvetCyclone]

Twizzler: I'm sure the guy with the 12 steaks would come back!!! Which is what business is all about. There is no ETHICS in BUSINESS. You do what you do to maximize profits.

I'm sure that they would cancel another 1 hour appointed for a 24 every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Let's say that you had a stereo for sale. Person A calls and offers $200 and you accept; he says he'll pop in tomorrow. Person B calls and offers $5,000. You are going to tell me with a straight face that you would stand by your ethics and tell B that it is already sold?

 

[calman666]

1 hour or 24 hour?

Twizzler: I'm sure the guy with the 12 steaks would come back!!! Which is what business is all about. There is no ETHICS in BUSINESS. You do what you do to maximize profits.

I'm sure that they would cancel another 1 hour appointed for a 24 every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Let's say that you had a stereo for sale. Person A calls and offers $200 and you accept; he says he'll pop in tomorrow. Person B calls and offers $5,000. You are going to tell me with a straight face that you would stand by your ethics and tell B that it is already sold?

I wonder what most SPs make their living on, 1 hour appointments or 24 hour appointments? I know that in my business it is always nice to sell a $500,000+ home but there aren't that many to go around. We feed our families on the $250,000 average. Hmmmm.. another thought about my business is that most comes from word of mouth. I know that if word gets out that I'm unethical I wouldn't have a chance.

Very interesting to see how everyone feels though!

 

[mav256]

Unfortunately, things are like these sometimes in the fantasy world. At least they gave you a cancellation notice ... I have gone thru this kind of things way too many times and sometimes don't even get a cancellation notice ...

I agree, many times I've had some SP say call me from the corner of XX and XX then not answer or cancel on me. Or worse get really shitty service from some crappy SP after blowing $150.

At least you didn't loose any money. Besides, you could have just called someone else.

 

[mav256]

I wonder what most SPs make their living on, 1 hour appointments or 24 hour appointments? I know that in my business it is always nice to sell a $500,000+ home but there aren't that many to go around. We feed our families on the $250,000 average. Hmmmm.. another thought about my business is that most comes from word of mouth. I know that if word gets out that I'm unethical I wouldn't have a chance.

Very interesting to see how everyone feels though!

Considering how badly fucked over I've been by lying cheating real estate bastards for thousands of dollars I consider a cancelled SP visit a pretty minor problem. At least he didn't loose money.

No offense, but worst people on the earth ever!

 

[calman666]

just curious

Considering how badly fucked over I've been by lying cheating real estate bastards for thousands of dollars I consider a cancelled SP visit a pretty minor problem. At least he didn't loose money.

No offense, but worst people on the earth ever!

Ok i have to ask... how did you screw up.. i mean.. how did you get screwed by an agent?

 

[heart9999]

My booking was cancelled as well

I too had my booking with Celeste cancelled due to the 9-hour man. Yes, I was disappointed as I had been looking forward to our rendezvous for some time. I was out of town the last time Celeste visited and was really looking forward to my time with Celeste on this occasion.

But, Ms. Cupid called ahead of time and gave me plenty of notice of the cancellation. She was very apologetic and nice about the whole thing. Yes, they broke their promise for a more lucrative offer, but come on guys, were not exactly buying a haircut from the barber shop. If you don't like the service there are other places to go. I know that I'll be back for Celeste.

I only expect that Ms. Cupid will keep us "Cancelled-guys" at the front of the line for the next time Celeste is in town.