OMG I failed with flying colors and flowing tears. Quite literally
I hadn't even made it out of the parking lot and this gigantic Jumanji size man who was like 7 ft tall and barely even fit into my car... Was already yelling at me for not stopping properly.
I then failed to get in the left hand lane to make a turn and I guess in my confusion we nearly got hit and again the scariest driving test guy on the planet started screaming and actually asked me "do you want to die today?"
Not nervous at all at this point, right? My already shotty parallel parking skills epically failed. The first time he screamed at me because I almost hit the car. The second time he yelled at me because I hit the curb. We didn't even attempt a third time. Clearly this man is not a baseball fan because I did not even get three strikes on this one.
Let's just fast forward to the point where we get back to the parking lot where I have now angle parked the car back into the spot. I turn off the ignition and this man actually looks at me and says... "Well you failed"
No shit Sherlock! By this time I'm literally shaking and I'm holding back the tears and just trying to hold together my last few shreds of dignity. But let me tell you the minute that man left my car I was bawling like a baby getting his vaccinations.
Horrible experience... 1/10... Wouldn't repeat
