Aromatherapy on King in Waterloo?

[vagliker]

No BBBJ and no DATY. I don’t know whether Vagliker works for Immigration Canada or is possibly her boyfriend… but I don’t think she offers these services.

Yes Calloway, I work for Immigration. I pre-screen all the possible candidates who have applied for landed aromatherapist status !

Hehe, boyfriend? No. Let's just say it would be an Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore situation...

I think it's a case of YMMV. However, she didn't offer the "alien probe" technique. Never had one done though, and not too sure if I want too.

I've been to many MPA's here that have been well reviewed and did not receive the kind of services some have described. Just goes to show you that at least in KW, the majority of the girls have enough self respect that they will go the "extra distance" for those they click with, and not with others. Just like a real date (another topic for another thread I'm sure). For all the complaining, we do have some decent MPA's and SP's in this area.

On that note, I think I'll stop in there later today and see who's working!

 

[Musketeer]

Calloway, as always, your posts make me laugh so hard I am almost in tears! I read your post several times, and each time I laughed so hard. I had this visual... Ok, better stop! Sounds like you had enough rectal examinations to last a few years! Thanks for the laugh!

What do you mean Indiana?

Isn't this just to prep him up prior to his colonoscopy. Lol!

 

[Doh]

Hey, I just luv to kid Calloway, but I had this image of Calloway lying on the table and her "digging for gold" (using his words) and his eyes popping out!

Did she find any nuggets?
"YEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Screamin-D]

Did she find any nuggets?
"YEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That's hilarious!!!!

 

[Mikeymike]

Marta/Gina

Are these real ladies who work there? I always get stuck with the blonde.

MM

 

[Dugath]

Are these real ladies who work there? I always get stuck with the blonde.

MM

Real ladies? is the Blonde a Robot or something ?

 

[vagliker]

Are these real ladies who work there? I always get stuck with the blonde.

MM

Yeah, they're real ladies. Valentina is the blonde, not sure who Gina is. You don't want to see Marta unless you like them overweight. Walked in one night on a Monday and left after seeing her and being told she was the only one working. Just not into that sort of thing. I haven't had time to hit them again unfortunately. Hopefully this weekend!!!!!

 

[calloway]

How was your last visit Vagliker... same services as before?

I think "Gina" is actually "Valentina"... and assume he only heard part of her full name.

 

[Daty Luver]

Does Valentina usually work days? I'm in that area around the noon hour, and would love to see her.

 

[vagliker]

How was your last visit Vagliker... same services as before?

I think "Gina" is actually "Valentina"... and assume he only heard part of her full name.

Hey Calloway, I haven't stopped in yet, but planning on it this weekend! I think you're right about the name issue. They just use whatever name you ask for. I could probably ask for Jimbo and she'd say it was her.

Hey DATY,

I don't know the schedule, just give 'em a call, number is somewhere in this post.

 

[Screamin-D]

Hey Vagliker,

Did you go this weekend? How was it? I want to go and check it out one of these days.

 

[vagliker]

So, I went this afternoon and saw Valentina again. Another interesting visit. Same as before, except instead of full on BBBJ, it was BBBJ combined with Russian to completion. Sticky. I had fun. Repeat? Ummmmmmmmmm...yeah. I think the trick is not to ask for anything outside of the usually expected menu. I haven't asked for anything beyond the norm, and it just seems to occur. Of course, she may also really dig young guys

 

[calloway]

Of course, she may also really dig young guys

Hey... are you suggesting I'm an old fart? Christ... I could be her son. Isn't that young enough? Congratulations again Vagliker. Either you're hung like a horse or you're as small as Indiana's Dilly Bar.

 

[vagliker]

Yes, hung like a horse and built like an olympic swimmer...yeah right! BTW Calloway, I'm not sure I want to know how you're so familiar with Indy's "dilly bar". Is there a little Brokeback Terb action we're not aware of? I kid, I kid!

 

[1211george]

taste buds

people have different tastes and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
But to let a Great Grandmother (as described in previous post), with big belly and saggy tits give me a bbbj, that is totally out of the question.
I walked in there, saw her, and asked where the closest bank machine was, and I walked back out.

 

[vagliker]

people have different tastes and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
But to let a Great Grandmother (as described in previous post), with big belly and saggy tits give me a bbbj, that is totally out of the question.
I walked in there, saw her, and asked where the closest bank machine was, and I walked back out.

Big belly? Saggy tits? You must have seen a different woman other than Valentina. There is another woman there that fits that description, and from what I can tell, is there on Mondays and Tuesdays only. I saw her once and did u-turn after muttering some thinly veiled excuse.

Valentina looks to be in her late 40's or early 50's, and has an excellent body. No stretch marks, no effect from gravity on her chest, and a nice flat tummy. This is someone who would be considered a MILF by all accounts. She has a nice face, but you can see that she must have been much prettier in her youthful days.

Sorry 1211george, I think you've got the wrong woman.

 

[calloway]

Big belly? Saggy tits? You must have seen a different woman other than Valentina. There is another woman there that fits that description, and from what I can tell, is there on Mondays and Tuesdays only. I saw her once and did u-turn after muttering some thinly veiled excuse.

I'm sure he saw Marta...

I think the trick is not to ask for anything outside of the usually expected menu. I haven't asked for anything beyond the norm, and it just seems to occur.

Thanks for the advice Vagliker... worked like a charm with Marta. I've never had a GGGFE before... and never will again

 

[vagliker]

GGGFE? I don't understand what that is. Is that what FDR called a BBBJ in post WWII USSR when visitng MPA's at their POB...too many acronyms...my head is hurting...the other one is throbbing...both need relief...