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[Back Burner]

I made a joke about parking in "expected mothers" parking spot and I guess it upset a mod or two so I got banned. I thought some people would get it after I said I'd park my hummer in a handicap spot. Like it would fit

Kind of burns me that I have to explain a joke. But nevertheless. I decided to give back to my the community.

Ask me any question that you've been dieing to ask an angry black man. I will answer and treat you to a DQ blizzard if the question is a good one.

 

[Kya_Jean]

Why are you so angry?

When was the last time you had a blow job?

Do you think there is any correlation between the two?

 

[Back Burner]

Why are you so angry?

When was the last time you had a blow job?

Do you think there is any correlation between the two?

My penis gets stuck between my knees on a daily basis.

Saturday

Nope


Next question...

 

[mexx]

Are you actually an angry black man or do you just play one?

 

[Back Burner]

Answered!

next!

 

[Nefari]

Is your dick really twice the size of mine?

 

[ig-88]

 

[Back Burner]

Are you actually an angry black man or do you just play one?

Very good question. You are in the running for that blizzard.

Depends on the day. Most of the time just acting. But sometimes I get a bit pissy.

 

[Back Burner]

Is your dick really twice the size of mine?

Have I seen your dick? If you are who I think you are then it may be three times.

 

[mexx]

What nationality of girls do angry black men like to bang the most?

 

[Back Burner]

What nationality of girls do angry black men like to bang the most?

Fat white chicks. Where have you been?

 

[Back Burner]

Why do black dudes get all the hot blonde chicks?

When you see a hot blonde chick with a white guy you don't notice it. But when you see a hot blonde white chick with a black guy you take notice.

Just a perception my friend.

 

[mexx]

Fat white chicks. Where have you been?

And here I thought angry black men preferred sex with half russian half korean girls - SO DAMN HOT YOU CANT STOP!

 

[ballbust]

where you ever a happy black man? or did you come out of the womb with a frown?

 

[Back Burner]

where you ever a happy black man? or did you come out of the womb with a frown?

No I was happy until that white racist doctor slapped my ass. It's been down hill ever since.

 

[ballbust]

are you going to be angry when you're having your DQ blizzard?

 

[GlavaMan]

What would you do if someone kept stealing your dessert out of your lunch while at work?

 

[Back Burner]

are you going to be angry when you're having your DQ blizzard?

That actually puts a smile on my face. An angry smile, but a smile nonetheless.

 

[rafterman]

How come black people have such weird, made up on the spot names?

Are you good at basketball?

How many many illegitimate kids do you have?

 

[Kya_Jean]

Doesn't smoking weed make you less angry?