Ask an "Angry Black Man" thread.

[GOLEAFSGO67]

this might win the banana split??

1) Do you have one of your front teeth gold plated?
2) Does your Momma know her Baby Fadda?
3)Do you scream upon seeing those lamp holding giant garden gnomes?

 

[smylee52]

Does it bother you to see a hot black chic with a white guy . Do you assume she's into size , like the size of his bank account .

Have you ever given a black woman a hard time because she was dating a white guy .

Has a black girl ever refused to date you because you are black .

Would you or are you married to a white girl .


What's your handicap ?

What's your lowest score for 18 holes on a course that played 6200 yards with no give me's .

 

[LoneSearcher]

Don't worry ..be happy

As the song goes-.I'm neutral-I'm not white or black so I could be inimical to you both-"Resistance is Futile"Peace to all.

 

[Malibook]

Do you like to eat pussy?

 

[Back Burner]

1) Do you have one of your front teeth gold plated??

No but I do wear my pants low.

2) Does your Momma know her Baby Fadda? ?

No, but we've narrowed it down to 3 guys

3)Do you scream upon seeing those lamp holding giant garden gnomes?

No garden gnomes in the hood.

 

[Back Burner]

Smylee you're cleaning up in this competition

Does it bother you to see a hot black chic with a white guy . Do you assume she's into size , like the size of his bank account .

Yes!

Have you ever given a black woman a hard time because she was dating a white guy .

Yes!!

Has a black girl ever refused to date you because you are black .

Yes!!

Would you or are you married to a white girl .

She would have to be fucking hot. And I'm not just talking Crystal B hot. I mean Megan Fox with the brain of Stephen Hawkins hot!

What's your handicap ?

18

What's your lowest score for 18 holes on a course that played 6200 yards with no give me's .

When I play without a gimmie I'll let you know.

 

[Back Burner]

Do you like to eat pussy?

Very good question Malibook. There is a misnomer that black guys don't eat pussy. This is untrue. We don't like to admit it but we do. However we are more selective about the snatch we're licking.

 

[rafterman]

Do you consider Africa your spiritual birthplace?

Have you ever been?

If not do you want to?

Do you think Oprah is a sell out or do you celebrate her success?

 

[Back Burner]

Do you consider Africa your spiritual birthplace?

Yes!

Have you ever been?

Yes!!

Do you think Oprah is a sell out or do you celebrate her success?

I celebrate her success. She worked hard and earned everything. I would call her a sell out if she turned her back on the black community and acted like she wasn't black anymore. Or maybe if she married an ugly white dude. A good looking white dude I can accept.

 

[rafterman]

How about Michael Jackson what's the scoop on that ...guy(?)?

Do you still admire him for his musical talent or is that overshadowed by his antics.

How do you feel about all his plastic surgery trying to make himself less black?

 

[Back Burner]

How about Michael Jackson what's the scoop on that ...guy(?)?

Do you still admire him for his musical talent or is that overshadowed by his antics.

How do you feel about all his plastic surgery trying to make himself less black?

I do admire Michael Jackson for his musically abilities of the past. But his issues goes far beyond race.

 

[smylee52]

Your reaction to being called "my black brother " by males from the following
races/cultures that you have only known for a very short period of time ;


Oriental

Asian ( non Oriental)

East Indian

South American

European White (with an accent)

North American White

Black ( from anywhere )


BTW - to all members don't bust my balls on the above breakdowns as I'm too lazy to give definitive bullet proof breakdowns . You know who I'm referring to .

 

[wet_suit_one]

Well, this certainly is interesting...

Given that I'm not angry, I guess I'm not qualified to answer though so I'll leave it at that.

Cheerio folks!

 

[antaeus]

does it make you angry when people put white cream in their black coffee?


Which one?:

Black Man Wheels
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Be My Witness

 

[amber-jade]

if a little blonde gave you THE BEST bbbjcimsw of your life today,
would you still be angry ?

 

[seth gecko]

3 questions:
You say you are an angry black man, but you are actually very funny.
1) Are you Chris Rock?

2)If I won your offer of DQ, can I choose the location? Just askin' now, because I find the following neighbours scary and possibly bad for my health:
Jane/Finch
Malvern
Vaughn Rd/Oakdale
South Central
Watts
South side of Chicago (they say it's the baddest part of town!)
Harlem
Da Hood (not sure where it is, but heard plenty of bad things to keep my cracker-ass out of it)
Da Projects (same as above)

3) last question - the DQ treat wouldn't be a chocolate swirly, would it? Because my neighbour told me when he was in prison, some black guys gave him a chocolate swirly and he didn't like it? Are they made with bitter chocolate?

 

[CapitalGuy]

Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Axe a Angry Black Man?"

ps. Not like, chop with an axe, for those of you who never watched the Jeffersons, but "axe" as in "Mista Anderson I gots to axe you sumptin' about this here math test."

 

[bestillmehard]

Is your dick really twice the size of mine?

Thats why we call them "knee grows"...lolol

 

[amber-jade]

Thats why we call them "knee grows"...lolol

 

[bestillmehard]

dont be shocked, i stole it from the comedy show....it was to be funny...hahaha