Asteroid Update

[Esco!]

A HUGE asteroid which is on a course to miss the Earth by a whisker in 2029 could go round its orbit again and score a direct hit a few years later

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1573790,00.html

 

[danmand]

I would hate to have my grave site disturbed!

 

[booboobear]

A HUGE asteroid which is on a course to miss the Earth by a whisker in 2029 could go round its orbit again and score a direct hit a few years later

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1573790,00.html

I love asteroid stuff , keep it coming . My father says the earth needs a wake up call to make us forget our petty squabbles between people and countries.

 

[great bear]

If asteroids are anything like hemroids they will be a huge pain in the ass.

 

[Esco!]

Scientists are saying that this asteroid is so big and will pass so close that everyone will be able to see it with the naked eye.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I hope Bruce Willis will still be alive then...

 

[great bear]

Escohort: You might be charged with "indecency" if you are out in public with a naked eye. Cover up wear sunglasses.

 

[Esco!]

I'll be sitting on my balcony with a beer in my hand saying: "come on you motherf__ng piece of shit rock!! Let's Dance!!!"

 

[Esco!]

I seriously doubt you will even have time to say that, let alone think it.

Why not, they know the asteroid's trajectory and time of flyby/possible impact.
I'll have lots of time to act tough

 

[Spode]

I'll be sitting on my balcony with a beer in my hand saying: "come on you motherf__ng piece of shit rock!! Let's Dance!!!"

In order to make sure the asteroid knows you mean business, you'll want to shake your fist at it as well.

 

[Deviant]

In order to make sure the asteroid knows you mean business, you'll want to shake your fist at it as well.

LOL LOL LOL

I needed that.

 

[strange1]

According to the simpsons, all we have to do is make sure the air is really polluted so the asteroid will burn up in orbit.

 

[Esco!]

According to the simpsons, all we have to do is make sure the air is really polluted so the asteroid will burn up in orbit.

Me and my SUV are working on it

 

[ham2004]

Are you eating cabbage or what

Me and my SUV are working on it

Just want to make sure your SUV isn`t doing all the work.

 

[stang]

I'm not worried, Bruce Willis will save us again.

 

[Spode]

I'm not worried, Bruce Willis will save us again.

WRONG!!! There's only one man for the job. JACK BAUER.

 

[slowandeasy]

In order to make sure the asteroid knows you mean business, you'll want to shake your fist at it as well.

LOL....

This is exactly why we need to join the Star Wars defence program...