Statistics show that the average lurker takes eleven months and nine days to make their first post.
The length of time it takes for a man to ejaculate is usually inversely proportional to the beauty of their partner. With a highly attractive partner, orgasm is usually reached within 25-30 minutes, while with a homely woman, the range is usually 2½-3 hours, if at all.
Erections lasting more than four hours, though rare, require immediate medical help.
A man of average health should be capable of acheiving orgasm 5-9 times daily. Those in peak physical condition, or men who have been in training for at least a year, should be able to increase their orgasm frequency to 13-17 times daily. The world record, set by an Italian man in 1993, stands at 43 times.
Once the man reaches orgasm, which has been known to last for three seconds or more, semen is released at a velocity known to exceed 200 miles per hour, hence the expression "shooting a wad".
Hope this helps.