Best job for picking up women for average Joe?

[fuji]

If you are unskilled, nightclub bouncer. A shitty job but twenty something's will see you as somebody with power and authority (at least, the authority to get them in without paying cover). You can invite them over to parties after the club closes.

If you are skilled, you are better off doing whatever you are good at, making money, and using your status to attract girls. Much easier just to tip the doorman and get the girls in with cash, than to be the doorman.

 

[lewd]

It also depends on what type of women you're trying to picking. There's a probably a big difference between a college student waiting table and an established career woman.

 

[dbiz2]

I had one buddy that was a firefighter and another that was a cop assigned to his department's mounted section. Both those guys had women flinging themselves at them.

I did okay working as a waiter/bartender through college, especially with the female waitstaff:biggrin:. Also did fairly well going to grad school...something about an intellectual woman that is also super horny. Play your cards right, and don't show too much attention, then you'll do okay. I always liked to see other fail with their "hard press" tactics. I never was a hard press type, so getting to know the lady, especially if she was in your field of study, made conversations easy. After a couple of rounds at the local pub, and that wink in their eyes, it was time to go back to my place (no roommate!).

Good times!!

 

[dbiz2]

Getting involved with a co-worker can be disastrous. The adage, "you don't shit where you eat" applies in workplace relationships.

 

[niveamen]

By far the job (if you can call it that) that picks up the most ladies is being in a band, preferably as the lead singer. For some reason no matter how crappy they are, if they play venues regularly they get their groupies... no idea why.

 

[Buzz58]

Bus Driver

 

[The "Bone" Ranger]

Getting involved with a co-worker can be disastrous. The adage, "you don't shit where you eat" applies in workplace relationships.

I've seen situations where the bosses get jealous because they ain't getting any...guess what happens to the guy getting some tail from the workplace.

 

[fuji]

I've seen situations where the bosses get jealous because they ain't getting any...guess what happens to the guy getting some tail from the workplace.

I have a fresh college grad that works for me and flirts with everyone, including with me. I make a point of having my 1:1's with her in little meeting rooms that have glass windows so everyone can see us. No way am I bringing her to my office and closing the door. I like to keep my job.

 

[wigglee]

It definitely used to be quite good for musicians, but now I think the steroid pumpin' bouncers probably lure more quail.

 

[oil&gas]

Postman delivering mail in suburban neighborhood.

 

[nondescriptive]

I'm seeing bouncers, musicians, pilots, cops firefighters mentioned in this thread, these guys aren't average joes.

Avg Joes work as stockboys in retail stores, mall maintenance staff, short order cooks....etc

 

[Gentlescorp]

Being a decent guy with a real ability to make the lady laugh is more important than any job.

+1, women love somebody who can make them laugh and keep them happy. They just want to be with someone who they are happy to be with.

 

[wazup]

I have a fresh college grad that works for me and flirts with everyone, including with me. I make a point of having my 1:1's with her in little meeting rooms that have glass windows so everyone can see us. No way am I bringing her to my office and closing the door. I like to keep my job.

On here 24 hours a day and you have a job....rrrrright.

 

[The "Bone" Ranger]

+1, women love somebody who can make them laugh and keep them happy. They just want to be with someone who they are happy to be with.

if you can make them laugh and keep them happy then you are just "a nice guy" to them, not someone they desire...

 

[Smallcock]

If you are unskilled, nightclub bouncer. A shitty job but twenty something's will see you as somebody with power and authority (at least, the authority to get them in without paying cover). You can invite them over to parties after the club closes.

If you are skilled, you are better off doing whatever you are good at, making money, and using your status to attract girls. Much easier just to tip the doorman and get the girls in with cash, than to be the doorman.

This

 

[Insidious Von]

You don't even have to be hung to get the girl. A sense of humour along with a plumb for a prickhead does just fine.

As for the best job, massage therapist at a female only spa.

 

[Frankfooter]

Isn't this one of those threads that's supposed to lead into stating that the best job would be a driver for escorts?
Or someone who owns a MP?

I thought that was the point of this...

 

[fuji]

On here 24 hours a day and you have a job....rrrrright.

I'm not here 24 hours a day.

 

[Smallcock]

You don't even have to be hung to get the girl. A sense of humour along with a plumb for a prickhead does just fine.

Absolutely true. Many guys hung like gerbils with girls.

 

[wazup]

I have a fresh college grad that works for me and flirts with everyone, including with me. I make a point of having my 1:1's with her in little meeting rooms that have glass windows so everyone can see us. No way am I bringing her to my office and closing the door. I like to keep my job.

Do you really expeCT us to believe this post, so you take her in to a office with windows while everyone is watching while she flirts with you lol. What does she do twirl her hair, rub up against you, turn sideways to show you her ass, sit provocatively on the desk, rub your arm. Dear penthouse, nobody can post as much as you and hold a normal job.