Best whine to go with sex (and I don't mean merlot...)

[Stoo]

So I was visiting with a couple of lady friends last night, and, as usual, the conversation turned to sex. They accused me... ready for it.... of being oversexed! Christ, they don't know the half of it! None-the-less, I tried to suggest a threesome would be a good idea (we do this from time to time...). My excuse that I was suffering from testicular congestion and if it wasn't dealt with, it could lead to all sorts of health problems.... including increased aggression which could lead me to committ serious crimes against humanity. Alas, my whining was no to no avail, and I decided that my Terb buddies probably have all sorts of great "reasons" that their lady friends should offer up "the goods".

So how's about it guys? Which whine works well when you wanna woman?

S

 

[calloway]

Here's one of my favourites... and works every single time.

"No problem... Red Jenna is taking appointments this evening"

 

[Bluesmobile]

Never whine to a woman, it turns them off.
You could try getting them good and drunk, that sometimes works.........................or
Just go find someone thats more oversexed than you are.
If all else fails, there is always the "Garden of Eden"

 

[easydude]

prevents prostate cancer

From "The Journal of the American Medical Association"

"...high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer. The multivariate relative risks for men reporting 21 or more ejaculations per month compared with men reporting 4 to 7 ejaculations per month at ages 20 to 29 years were 0.89 (95% confidence interval [CI], 0.73-1.10); ages 40 to 49 years, 0.68 (95% CI, 0.53-0.86); previous year, 0.49 (95% CI, 0.27-0.88); and averaged across a lifetime, 0.67 (95% CI, 0.51-0.89)."

 

[Stoo]

Re: Re: prevents prostate cancer

Guess i am safe with a 35-40 a month average....lol.

Funny you should mention this... part of our conversation was along these lines... how many loads is "normal". I suspect that this group wouldn't represent your average "sample"....

I like the prostate line... maybe I could work a check-up into the deal... ;-)