Better excuses needed...

[Stoo]

So yesterday I was on my way to see a girl I've been trying to see for a while, who works for a well-known incall agency... When I made the required confirmation call an hour or so ahead (I had pre-booked the day before) I learned that her period had snuck up on her. (This is actually the second time this has happened). Now any women I know that are on the pill can set their watches by the start of their periods, and I can't imagine that a girl in this industry isn't on the pill, but I suppose it's possible...)

Anyway it got me to thinking that we should help the ladies out with some new, more creative excuses to use when they get double-booked, or a better offer... "Aunt Flo called" and "I had a family emergency" start to sound fishy after a while...

How about, "I was masturbating last night and I lost a fake nail. I"m afraid it's inside and I don't want to split your wanker..."

 

[Toronto`s Finest]

Likely the same ones used by escorts not wanting to work the days scheduled!! Esp on weekends ....party time!

 

[Stoo]

Sweet Petite... Honestly, I have no idea. I was only talking to the agency guy. Same girl, same excuse, a few months apart... Just sayin'... ;-)

 

[thumper18474]

So yesterday I was on my way to see a girl I've been trying to see for a while, who works for a well-known incall agency... When I made the required confirmation call an hour or so ahead (I had pre-booked the day before) I learned that her period had snuck up on her. (This is actually the second time this has happened). Now any women I know that are on the pill can set their watches by the start of their periods, and I can't imagine that a girl in this industry isn't on the pill, but I suppose it's possible...)

Anyway it got me to thinking that we should help the ladies out with some new, more creative excuses to use when they get double-booked, or a better offer... "Aunt Flo called" and "I had a family emergency" start to sound fishy after a while...

How about, "I was masturbating last night and I lost a fake nail. I"m afraid it's inside and I don't want to split your wanker..."

"Mars needs WOMEN'???
Well...they made a movie about that. and it seemed plausible..so its a good an excuse as any...cus Hollywood is all about real issues right?

 

[bazokajoe]

When someone cancels on you on short notice(with a reason or not)why the hell would you give them a second chance?

 

[hilroy]

I prefer the excuse....... I spilled a tube of crazy glue in my lap and it might be a little while until something opens up

 

[hilroy]

I've given second chances to men who have cancelled on me with good reason. Shit happens dude.

Exactly shit happens I prebooked a cpl days ahead once and cancelled the day before because there was a major freezing rain warning and I had a long drive to see this sp. So should I get Blacklisted for allowing this lady to fill my slot I think not.

 

[Azprint]

So yesterday I was on my way to see a girl I've been trying to see for a while, who works for a well-known incall agency... When I made the required confirmation call an hour or so ahead (I had pre-booked the day before) I learned that her period had snuck up on her. (This is actually the second time this has happened). Now any women I know that are on the pill can set their watches by the start of their periods, and I can't imagine that a girl in this industry isn't on the pill, but I suppose it's possible...)

Anyway it got me to thinking that we should help the ladies out with some new, more creative excuses to use when they get double-booked, or a better offer... "Aunt Flo called" and "I had a family emergency" start to sound fishy after a while...

How about, "I was masturbating last night and I lost a fake nail. I"m afraid it's inside and I don't want to split your wanker..."

Far from everyone is on the pill, people believe in the almighty rubber, and my appointments being canceled due to that are fairly frequent actually. But usually it is the days before or even the morning of hours before scheduled appointment. But the hour before it is kinda fishy. Btw you should call them out.

 

[Azprint]

well cause some of us are simply irresistible ...

I've given second chances to men who have cancelled on me with good reason. Shit happens dude.

Also want to strongly agree with that. Even though this hobby is a part of our life, from clients perspective, other responsibilities take priorities over it. So you can't be pedant and punctual as you normally are. In my opinion it comes with the whole discretion thing on both sides.

 

[Madeline Rhodes]

Some women cannot take the pill. It may cause a total shock and awe moment when I say this but the pill was never in play when I was a full time SP way back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and all that jazz.

I also know a common side effect of taking the pill, short or any hormonal contraceptive for many women is that it can add a few pounds. Not making use of them is not surprising to me. This industry is one where 5 lbs can make or break some of the agency girls.

 

[shack]

This Thread Should Be Deleted

On a board dedicated to enhancing the hobbying experience, giving advice on how to dupe hobbyists who have been inconvenienced unprofessionally (a "legitimate reason" does not require an "excuse") seems extremely out of place.

Even if it is not deleted, I hope hobbyists do not contribute to this nefarious concept of "better excuses".

Just think of the times where you've been inconvenienced/cancelled/double booked. If you've been pissed/disappointed do want to make it easier for them to get away with it?

Hobbyists Unite!

 

[sasemohan123]

So yesterday I was on my way to see a girl I've been trying to see for a while, who works for a well-known incall agency... When I made the required confirmation call an hour or so ahead (I had pre-booked the day before) I learned that her period had snuck up on her. (This is actually the second time this has happened).

Speculating here on my part: sometimes agency knows if a girl (un)availability on the day when she shows up or calls in "sick" herself, even when the agency knows about it in good time, do you welcome a cancel call from them at random time? THIS is why they insist pre-booked customer to call confirming at least 1 hour before the appointment time.

Now any women I know that are on the pill can set their watches by the start of their periods,

Is this true for everyone? Where is our in-house doc? Oh! he was banned.

 

[jjbee62]

Remember: Everyone else's excuses always sound fake. I've heard some completely unbelievable ones in my life, many which turned out to be true. It's just one of those things that happen. Maybe she double booked, maybe she really did have a surprise visit from the painters, maybe her best friend just showed up for a visit, maybe whatever she ate last night is keeping her chained to the toilet, whether it's a valid excuse or a made up one, really doesn't matter. If for some reason the SP isn't into seeing you (or anyone), do you really want to spend your money on what will not be her best efforts? I'd recommend always having a plan b, either with the same agency or another agency. If you only see a very select list, you might just have to wait for another day.

 

[Madeline Rhodes]

On a board dedicated to enhancing the hobbying experience, giving advice on how to dupe hobbyists who have been inconvenienced unprofessionally (a "legitimate reason" does not require an "excuse") seems extremely out of place.

Even if it is not deleted, I hope hobbyists do not contribute to this nefarious concept of "better excuses".

Just think of the times where you've been inconvenienced/cancelled/double booked. If you've been pissed/disappointed do want to make it easier for them to get away with it?

Hobbyists Unite!

OMG I damn near fell off my couch shaking with laughter!

Hobbiests unite... You still crack me up after all these years!!

 

[jjbee62]

Speculating here on my part: sometimes agency knows if a girl (un)availability on the day when she shows up or calls in "sick" herself, even when the agency knows about it in good time, do you welcome a cancel call from them at random time? THIS is why they insist pre-booked customer to call confirming at least 1 hour before the appointment time.

Now any women I know that are on the pill can set their watches by the start of their periods, and I can't imagine that a girl in this industry isn't on the pill, but I suppose it's possible...)

Is this true for everyone? Where is our in-house doc? Oh! he was banned.

Depends on what method they are using. Some of the newer birth control options are advertised as helping to regulate periods, although one of the possible side effects is irregular periods. Some methods eliminate the period entirely, although a minor amount of bleeding may still occur. Ultimately, results vary from woman to woman.

I can hear the screams now if the agencies started calling pre-booked customers every time something required a change or cancellation. Too bad your wife answered your phone while you were in the shower. Oops.

 

[sasemohan123]

OMG I damn near fell off my couch shaking with laughter!

Hobbiests unite... You still crack me up after all these years!!

OH! MR, you know full well he was completely SERIOUS. He is even more serious than myself, if it is at all possible .

 

[Celticman]

OMG I damn near fell off my couch shaking with laughter!

Hobbiests unite... You still crack me up after all these years!!

It was a great post by shack. Next thing you know, there will be thread speculating on how the ladies can get more for their services. and guys will be chiming in with their earnest suggestions. And screw Ernest anyways

 

[thumper18474]

I'm happy to say that I've NEVER been cancelled on..( LOL you watch, next time I book someone, it'll happen).....I however have had to cancel, on ladies a few times due to work commitments that came up, I had to cancel on one lady I really wanted to see...TWICE!...for legit reasons....I might add...and was put on her banned list.....BUT..I accepted my punishment...Will I ever see her....who knows....

 

[shack]

It was a great post by shack. Next thing you know, there will be thread speculating on how the ladies can get more for their services. and guys will be chiming in with their earnest suggestions. And screw Ernest anyways

OMG I damn near fell off my couch shaking with laughter!

Hobbiests unite... You still crack me up after all these years!!

Some think I was serious. Some thinking it was a joke. Must have been a good post.

It started off more tongue-in-cheek but towards the end I was definitely more serious.

Hobbyists unite, indeed.

What do hobbyists want?

We want honesty.

When do we want it?

We want it now.

 

[Celticman]

you cut me deep man *sigh*
in my defense I didn't know about your very legit reason until much later... and by then YOU had put me on YOUR banned list
oh... the trials and tribulations .... it's water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned thumper. Peace dude. Hugs.

Is a reconciliation possible. To kiss and make out, I mean up, would be the icing on the cake