The thought of urbanites heading to their cottages for peaceful shelter , and some R&R , runs counter to the Reality of the average cottaging weekend , finding imbeciles on all forms of land and water motorized toys , ripping around , causing mayhem , endangering their lives and the lives of others. The average cottage weekend in southern Ontario is a shitshow of commotion, noise and chaos , deaths , unruly drunkards ,and emergency room visits by urban moronic clowns . It’s no wonder the locals want them to remain home. Kevin OLeary, please stay home