I broke two last night, one with each SP I spent time with; I'm thinking of moving to an inflatable bed and inflatable SP tonight to avoid the embarassment.
I was out of town for a friends wedding. The brother of the bride and I went back to my room. We were sitting on the bed making out and the bed broke before we even started getting naked..lol. One of the legs had folded under. We had to go down to the desk at 4 am, him wearing a tux and me in a nice dress. Unfortunately it didn't go any further as they only had a cot available because the hotel was totally booked. You're probably as disapointed as I was that my story isn't more exciting
Broke two wicker chairs last summer. One right after the other... we were by the pool area of the house. Had to make a story for her parents to justify breaking two chairs on the same day.