Ok, so i have a bit of a dilemma....
Last night- I’m driving, minding my own business stop at a red right and much to my surprise there’s this attractive gentlemen in the lane over... who obviously catches me sneaking a peak.
Like cat and mouse, I speed up so he doesn't see me crack and laugh. I taunt him.... accelerating.....slowing down and realize, OBVIOUSLY its not just me when I start changing lanes- putting my signal on like I’m going to turn and sure enough he's following.
Finally, just before I hit the exit for the highway, he flashes (HIS HIGHBEAMS) so I flick my hazards, to acknowledge and do a last minute ditch out of the turn off... and continue at a respectable speed- so he can catch up *LAUGHING* Now, I’m NOT driving all crazy, nor am I endangering anyone or myself. So, it’s all fun and games....right??? *************NOT
So, at this point- the games over nearly 20 minutes later….obviously we’re attempting to find somewhere to pull off and then…… I see these flashers behind me *LAUGH* and I’m like, oh fuck- They're pulling him over... WELL, he pulls off to the side and MISTER cop’er blows by him ushers me off to the side- the guy thinks I’m getting pulled over and turns into a gas station which I later found out was to wait for me.
Anyways, the cop pulls up to me- tells me to pull in behind that car and speeds off to go get him *LAUGHING* SOOOOOOOOOO I’m laughing thinking like, if this isn't the most bizarre timing of events, then I don't know what is.
So, anyways while I’m waiting for my ticket- I reacquainted and properly introduce myself... of course apologizing a thousand times.... and of course i make sure i tell time he's trouble *LAUGH* So we get the tickets.... mines for 96 in a 60. Now keep in mind I’m ahead of the guy and his tickets for 106. He was behind me, we're going with the flow of traffic- I was going perhaps 70/75. So I requested the reading and the cop refused....said he had it on laser *whatever that means*
Now, there was no way the cop got the reading, he wasn't pacing the cars... he zoomed up from way behind.... So, I’m obviously going to take it to court and me and my new friend have made it a date *LAUGH* So, I mean it would be silly to SAY I wasn't going above the speed limit- but I certainly wasn't going the speed he said.
Now, the cop- obviously didn't see us flashing or the hazzards because we were long since passed there when he claimed he caught us speeding. Any thoughts....perhaps a good laugh?
Last night- I’m driving, minding my own business stop at a red right and much to my surprise there’s this attractive gentlemen in the lane over... who obviously catches me sneaking a peak.
Like cat and mouse, I speed up so he doesn't see me crack and laugh. I taunt him.... accelerating.....slowing down and realize, OBVIOUSLY its not just me when I start changing lanes- putting my signal on like I’m going to turn and sure enough he's following.
Finally, just before I hit the exit for the highway, he flashes (HIS HIGHBEAMS) so I flick my hazards, to acknowledge and do a last minute ditch out of the turn off... and continue at a respectable speed- so he can catch up *LAUGHING* Now, I’m NOT driving all crazy, nor am I endangering anyone or myself. So, it’s all fun and games....right??? *************NOT
So, at this point- the games over nearly 20 minutes later….obviously we’re attempting to find somewhere to pull off and then…… I see these flashers behind me *LAUGH* and I’m like, oh fuck- They're pulling him over... WELL, he pulls off to the side and MISTER cop’er blows by him ushers me off to the side- the guy thinks I’m getting pulled over and turns into a gas station which I later found out was to wait for me.
Anyways, the cop pulls up to me- tells me to pull in behind that car and speeds off to go get him *LAUGHING* SOOOOOOOOOO I’m laughing thinking like, if this isn't the most bizarre timing of events, then I don't know what is.
So, anyways while I’m waiting for my ticket- I reacquainted and properly introduce myself... of course apologizing a thousand times.... and of course i make sure i tell time he's trouble *LAUGH* So we get the tickets.... mines for 96 in a 60. Now keep in mind I’m ahead of the guy and his tickets for 106. He was behind me, we're going with the flow of traffic- I was going perhaps 70/75. So I requested the reading and the cop refused....said he had it on laser *whatever that means*
Now, there was no way the cop got the reading, he wasn't pacing the cars... he zoomed up from way behind.... So, I’m obviously going to take it to court and me and my new friend have made it a date *LAUGH* So, I mean it would be silly to SAY I wasn't going above the speed limit- but I certainly wasn't going the speed he said.
Now, the cop- obviously didn't see us flashing or the hazzards because we were long since passed there when he claimed he caught us speeding. Any thoughts....perhaps a good laugh?