Charlie Sheen is Completely Self-Destructing

[Phil C. McNasty]

Judge for yourself:

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/022411_sheen.mp3

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/24/charlie-sheen-chuck-lorre-two-and-a-half-men-war-show-bahamas-octagon/

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/24/charl...e-turd-thomas-jefferson-alcoholics-anonymous/

2 1/2 men cancelled as of today for rest of the season

Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" -- and hit just about everything and everyone:

-- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine"

-- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

-- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you."

-- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

-- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."

Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out ... saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."

There's more ... much more -- including sometime incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins

 

[Bif_Butkiss]

I heard something on the radio this morning about Charlie spending over 400 grand on cars. He apparently bought a Bently for a porn star he "knows", 2 Porsches, one for an escort and I can't remember who the other was for, then he went and bought a lowly Mercedes for his ex.... Guess he's got his priorities in the right place!? LOL

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

If he doesnt smarten up he's gonna do a Mike Tyson and lose all his money within a year or two

 

[diehard]

If he doesnt smarten up he's gonna do a Mike Tyson and lose all his money within a year or two

As long as he remains healthy and lives til he's 90, it should be ok.

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Sheen fires back open letter to TMZ: http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/24/charl...uction-season-shut-down-crew-cbs-warner-bros/

The letter reads:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...

Charlie Sheen

 

[aabbaa1975]

He's my Fuckin' IDOL!

 

[LateComer]

I listened to the radio clip as well. All I can say is that's some fu*ked up shit.

 

[Aardvark154]

Yes, I just read where he was "trashing" A.A. and twelve step programs.

Two and 1/2 men is a funny program, but this on the other hand is tragic!

 

[capncrunch]

I'll never understand people like this. He's got the world by the tail, plenty of $$, anything they could possibly want laid out at his feet, and now he's fucked it all up.

Robert Downey Jr finally gave up on the drugs etc. which saved his sorry ass and he's been better than ever. Perhaps Mr Downey should give Mr Sheen a couple of life lessons before Sheen ends up in a pine box from self-destructing.

 

[K Douglas]

Saw his father Martin and brother Emilio being interviewed. They called it a disease akin to cancer. What a crock! What they need to do is go over to Charlie's house and smack some fucking sense into him. He's a disgrace.

 

[fun-guy]

He's my Fuckin' IDOL!

Really? You look up to a guy who's addicted to drugs, is an alcoholic, spends frivilously on porn stars, assaults his wife, girlfriends and pornstars, is in and out of rehab constantly, and now lost his job and hurt so many people who surround him, depend on him for a living and now are out of a job? Is that who you call an IDOL? You've got issues man.

Just because us guys wish we can bang gorgeous women all day long like him does not make him an idol. There's more to an idol than having only one enviable trait, having some respect for yourself and decency for humanity is another that comes to mind.

 

[S.C. Joe]

Who says prostitution is illegal in the USA, rofl.

If he was poor he be called a pimp on crack

 

[S.C. Joe]

Guy does travel in style and fuck using the public airports, very cool.

Charlie in Bahamas with wife, porn star and ‘nanny’

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...in-Bahamas-with-wife-porn-star-and-nanny.html

 

[WoodPeckr]

CBS, Warner pull plug on season of Sheen's sitcom

Looks like CBS has had enough of Charlie.....

CBS, Warner pull plug on season of Sheen's sitcom

By LYNN ELBER, AP Television Writer – 33 mins ago

LOS ANGELES – In the wake of an incendiary radio interview with "Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen, CBS and Warner Bros. Television said they are ending production on TV's top-rated sitcom for the season.

The decision was based on the "totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition," the companies said in a joint statement Thursday. The show's future was not addressed.

 

[Bif_Butkiss]

Saw his father Martin and brother Emilio being interviewed. They called it a disease akin to cancer. What a crock! What they need to do is go over to Charlie's house and smack some fucking sense into him. He's a disgrace.

When it really comes down too it .... What's that going to do? Just create more problems for more people. It has to start with Charlie.... If he's not willing to admit that he has a problem then there's nothing we can do for him. He's not going to seek treatment for something he doesn't see as wrong. For him to seek and accept treatment he has to admit that he has a problem.

 

[mandrill]

It's been good knowing you, Charlie.

I heard that Fred and Sheik have fired him as TERB Lifetime Celebrity Spokesperson and Honorary Gold Award Lifetime President as well.

 

[blackrock13]

I see a new comedy for next year. I'd watch it, Berta's Family, kind of Earl meets %&*#@ My Dad Says.

 

[diehard]

He should make an appearance in that show starred by Shaner, My Dad #$&#^$%.

 

[fun-guy]

Really? You look up to a guy who's addicted to drugs, is an alcoholic, spends frivilously on porn stars, assaults his wife, girlfriends and pornstars, is in and out of rehab constantly, and now lost his job and hurt so many people who surround him, depend on him for a living and now are out of a job? Is that who you call an IDOL? You've got issues man.

Just because us guys wish we can bang gorgeous women all day long like him does not make him an idol. There's more to an idol than having only one enviable trait, having some respect for yourself and decency for humanity is another that comes to mind.

You can now add racist to the mix, I just read he called Chuck Lorre, the show's co-creator and his boss, a "Hymie Levine". He goes further to say how he's made billions for Lorre and doesn't think his show will not survive without him and thinks AA is useless. Although maybe true, humility and good judgement are definitely not his strong points, come to think of it, he really doesn't have to many. Oh yea, good role model for our youth today.

 

[JustSex]

You have to hand it to him. Instead of quietly disappearing as another crack junkie panhandling on Sunset Blvd, Charlie is going out like a huge fiery meteorite racing down to earth in an inevitable spectacular conclusion.